Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em. They don’t do anything anyway.
Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.
Everybody – Always flush with your feet.
This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.
This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget. Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.
Final Reminder: Drop ’em where it counts.