Chickenado: “Trust me! I can get us out of here! This way!”
Antnado: “Army ants are one of the most efficient killing machines in the animal world.”
Buddy Hackett went out for a pizza.
Foster Brookes came in for a roast.
The walls are closing in. Pass it on.
No reason those people should have not been wearing life jackets.
From the Economic Funnies Department:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez explains economics in 39 seconds.
Ocasio-Cortez supporters discuss socialism.
Saw this message on a church sign recently:
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS.
TEXT & DRIVE IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM.
DRINK & DRIVE IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE OTHER GUY.
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Tacky Raccoons 