Please explain this.
Jumping off a mountain.
Darwin Beer Can Regatta.
Pat Sajak got a phone call.
Super Blood Wolf Moon is gonna happen.
Mike Wallace(?) interviewed an autistic man in 1961 (possibly on Wallace’ late night show “PM East“) and badgered the hell out of him for no good reason.
Not sure if you’re left-handed, right-handed or a mix of both? Take this survey. (I’m in the 2d left decile whatever that means.)
We’ll find out what Ultima Thule looks like in about 2 years. (That’s how long the signal will take to reach Earth.)
[Top image: Spiderman bounces off The Wall.]
Chickenado: “Trust me! I can get us out of here! This way!”
Antnado: “Army ants are one of the most efficient killing machines in the animal world.”
Buddy Hackett went out for a pizza.
Foster Brookes came in for a roast.
The walls are closing in. Pass it on.
Social Breakfast Media Club.
No reason those people should have not been wearing life jackets.
From the Economic Funnies Department:
“Taxation is theft.”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez explains economics in 39 seconds.
Ocasio-Cortez supporters discuss socialism.
Saw this message on a church sign recently:
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS.
TEXT & DRIVE IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM.
DRINK & DRIVE IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE OTHER GUY.
[Top image from here.]