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Boogah Boogah.
Tweety Bird Dead at 67
Palm Springs, California (Strutts News Services) – Long admired yet not forgotten, Robert “Tweety Bird” Balderstien passed away at the age of 67 at his ranch home in Palm Desert, Southern California.
Robert Svenson Balderstien, hatched in 1942 in Suffolk, Massachusetts, by immigrant parents, adapted to the stage early, despite his hydrocephelitic condition. Contrary to popular belief, his medical condition did not cause his speech impediment, and for years he battled the stereotype.
Balderstien also rejected the contention that he was female, and fought the resulting insinuations and innuendos all his life before retiring in seclusion in Palm Desert, California.
“I never said, ‘I tawt I taw a puddy tat.’ I have perfect enunciation, but Warner Brothers chose to overdub my voice, and I was stuck with it ever since.”
Longtime friend and companion, Sylvester The Cat, also of Palm Desert, gave a touching eulogy that ended with, “Yeah. I’ll mith him the motht. He alwayth thought he thaw me, and motht timeth he motht thertainly did.”
Mr. Hand, Mrs. Arse, Mrs. Knee, Mr. Foot
U.S. Senators crack me up. Thank god they’re in office so that we don’t have to think for ourselves. Betcha can’t name the four in the photo. Betcha can’t.
[Found here.]
Dork Glasses
Easter
Saturday Matinee – Charlie, Ramones, Chantays, Dale, Vaughan
Charlie the Unicorn 3 has prolly been around for a bit.
[Found at Miss Cellania’s Blog ‘o Fury.]
Gotta clean the palate after that one. Hey Ho! Let’s Go!
The Chantays rocked on The Lawrence Welk Show in 1963.
Dick Dale and Stevie Ray Vaughan play “Pipeline.”
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble play Hendrix.
The .gif Friday Post No.75 – YupYipPeep
YupYupYupYup
Yip Yip Yip Yip
Peep… Peep… Peep… Peep
Easter Bunny knows.
Another Great Gift Idea- Gummy Haggis
The Calvinball Sports Complex
Hobbesville, North Carolina (Strutts News Services) – The importance of the coin toss increases a googlefold in the Calvinball Arena, but is negated by the hydraulics that control the field allowing line judges to place competing bets while manipulating field conditions, including windstorms and artificial rain. All players may or may not be line judges, and there may be as many line judges as players, including none. Every player is a referee and may interpret any other referee’s call while placing bets with the line judges. Video review is frequently used for re-interpretation of The Rules without stopping play.
For more on Calvinball, Mentalfloss has a pretty good description with links.
[Image from here.]
Tacky Raccoons 