Action Figures Crushing Beer Cans

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[Found here, via here.]

The Dark Nought

This Dark Knot, aka “The Cat in the Bat,” aka “Catman Deux,” aka “Die Katezefledermaus,” would be a totally worthless superhero, spending most of his time licking and scratching himself, sleeping, taking short sleep breaks just to eat and occasionally chasing shadows.

[Found here, crossposted here.]

GOT GRAVITY?

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Want to shop here but lost your license?  Get your Superhero Certification reinstated via Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. online.

[More info and photos here.  Related posts here.]

The Amazing WTF

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Recently I re-ran into Unfinished Rambler who linked to the Hero Factory and I just had to play:  went with my instincts, entered my super powers honestly and was rewarded with that lame-o title.  The Hero Factory is kinda like Wikipedia on steroids… 80% accurate, but 20% gets mixed in with the leftover chili.

I’ll accept my alter-ego orange afro image with a kickass flame thrower:  too hot to handle, and too cold to hold.  Execute Mode Enabled.