I feel like this a lot. Okay, sometimes. Alright, rarely do I feel like this, but occasionally I do, and this is exactly what it feels like. Sorta. (Note the mouth mice.) Yeah, sometimes I get mouse mouth, too.
But I get over it. Sorta.
[Image from here.]
Seriously dead predator of the deep in preparation for the New Zealand Calamari Festival.
This Colossal Squid, caught in 2003, has been thawed and is being professionally dissected by The Society of Professional Squid Dissectors (TSPSD). Video is promised by the second link below.
Tentacle clubs with swiveling hooks.
Mid-arm suckers and hook.
Squid Beak.
Prolly capable of cracking macadamia nuts if it wanted to.
[Appropriately enough, the source is Inky Circus; Images and captions in italics from The Museum of New Zealand. Related cephalopod posts here and here. Oh, yeah, and here, too.]
She wants you to right-click on her. Now.
Chuck Norris vs. Nancy Pelosi.
The Intro to “The Prisoner.” Great ’60s spy/spook/paranoia TV show about freedom. No. 6 never gives up his ethics, even when given the opportunities. There are way too many politicians these days, and too few are No. 6’s. [Yeah I know, it’s a link repost. It’s still great, though.]
Sunday is FUNDAY! from FinPeng.
Make your own KFC Cardboard Colonel.
Smelly Board Game via RGS.
I don’t play flash games, but some of these look pretty good.
Mighta posted this link before, but here it is again, just in case.
Fly around until you realize that there’s only one lake.
Fly a balloon – This one’s been around a while, but it’s still clever. Click the link and ride.
Lotsa “Crappy Album Covers” here. Don’t miss “Fun With Joyce.” (Related posts here and here.)
Vinyl Abuse has some interesting figurines for some not so interesting prices. Worth a look, though.
Here’s an archive of links about B.O.
Dionne Warwick’s Cosmic Peephole. Really.
Webpost titled “Moms with IBS.” I don’t know why it was linked to this post, but Barrack works in mysterious ways.
How to get to anyplace in the world in 42 minutes.
Cool animation.
Talking Heads: Wild Wild Life
The Ramones: Sheena Is a Punk Rocker
Tom Waits: Downtown Train
And now for our Feature Presentation:
ATTACK OF THE KILLER PARASITES!
[Tip o’ the tarboosh to the entirely bitchin’ Miss Cellanea.]
“Daddy! Daddy! Were you watching? I’m an elephant poop! Watch me! I’m gonna be a BIG elephant poop! Watch me!”
Climbing up into its butt and being elephant vomit just can’t be nearly as much fun.
[Image from here. Related post here (and for his birfday, Phil gets a free pass through the pachyderm, in the direction of his choice).]
“Crispy decapitated amputees and fuming black males: 1st Floor;
Full-scale Barbies, accessories and original packaging: 2nd Floor;
Miscellaneous torsos and body parts: 3rd Floor;
Tanning Party on Four.”
You REALLY don’t want to know what’s on the upper floors, and the basement is just disgusting.
[Image from somewhere in here.]
Tacky Raccoons 
