Self-Propelled Holiday Ornament

If you find one of these in your bathroom this holiday season, you’ll know that Bunk paid y’all a visit.

[Found here, crossposted here and here.]

Great Christmas Vinyl

Have a Cartoon Lee Majors Christmas… oop, no, wait:

Have a Tiny Tim Christmas, or not.  But hey! Lookee here:

We wish you all a Bootsy Christmas! And may Santa bring you all the funk you deserve.

[Found here, here and here.]

Cool Crafts: AK47 Paper Model Kit

“Each AK-47 Paper Model Kit comes with all the materials and instructions to construct this amazingly life-like paper model of an AK-47.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a very detailed project, requiring some attention to detail and time.”

Paint it flat black and it’ll get you arrested in the daytime.  At night, unarmed intruders will soil their chonies when they see the business end pointed in their direction.  As for armed intruders, it’s kind of a death sentence… for you.  It’s still cool, though, cuz u kn poze n stuf wit ur blng.

[Found here.]

Christmas Shopping – Something for Everyone

I’d love to see her gift list.  I just hope they fit.

This picture reminds me of a classic Steve Goodman song, cowritten with Shel Silverstein: “3-Legged Man.”

[Image found here.]

Another Great Gift Idea: LORBO

Skuuvuunuum LORBO indeed. If this doesn’t make you want to see Avatar, nothing will.

[Available from Jim Woodring’s store.  Sent via email from Madame Pupshaw.]

Amazon’s Wood Kindling

[Found here.  Read the rest here.]

Awesome Clock is Awesome.

I assume that it chimes on the hour with the BunkkiddaBunkkiddaBunk of an idling 1942 Harley-Davidson.

[Found here.]

Great Gift Ideas: Chess on a Budget

Kit includes (1) Sharpie Pen and (1) Deck of cards. Provides hours of head-scratching fun.

[Found in here.]

Happy Thanksgiving

“…and look, honey! We don’t have to thaw it!”

[Found here.]

Great Stocking Stuffer

shaving a baby_TYWKIWDBI

[Found here, crossposted here.]