
He’s not the only one who knows when you’ve been bad or good…
[Found here.]

Hobbesville, North Carolina (Strutts News Services) – The importance of the coin toss increases a googlefold in the Calvinball Arena, but is negated by the hydraulics that control the field allowing line judges to place competing bets while manipulating field conditions, including windstorms and artificial rain. All players may or may not be line judges, and there may be as many line judges as players, including none. Every player is a referee and may interpret any other referee’s call while placing bets with the line judges. Video review is frequently used for re-interpretation of The Rules without stopping play.
For more on Calvinball, Mentalfloss has a pretty good description with links.
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It’s got a zip code, ergo post 1963.
[Undoctored image found here.]
[Kinda Related Story: If you don’t believe this, you can verify it for yourself. In the google box, type in google trends. When the new box opens, type in Chuck Norris, boobs.
Also, except for understandable spikes in early November 2008 and late January 2009, The Little Mermaid consistently kicks Obama‘s ass. Analyze the data as you see fit.]
The Reverend S.Le awarded us this Awesome Award. These things aren’t free, and they come with strings attached. So, in compliance with the Universal Rules of Reception, here are my 5 nominees for the Zombie Chicken Award:
May you live long and perspire.

Whoa. The Kings of the Ducktail Cats.
Cool optical illusion. Stare at it for less than 30 seconds and the image appears.
Raccoon news and their misadventures in Florida here.
Huge alligator here.
Check out the size of the snake posted here.
Elizabeth and her Invisible Chinese Baby is a great name for a blog.
Top 10 Obama-Biden gaffes, from the UK Telegraph! More gaffes here.
The Fall of the House of Google [via the Presurfer].
This guy knows what he’s talking about.
The Dell-Vikings’ “Jitterbug Mary” is an unrecobanized classic. They were my favorite doowop group. I hear this kinda stuff and it makes everything better.
My favorite doowop group was The Five Satins. Here they lipsynch for a bunch of white people.
Gene Chandler was better known for “Duke of Earl.” Here’s the Duke singing “Good Times.” Although this song is R&B, he’s my favorite doowop singer.
“Love of My Life” is one of the greatest songs ever, and Frank Zappa’s bands are my favorite doowop group. (This song is still my favorite — too bad The Ramones aren’t still around to do a Zappa tribute album.)
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