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Posts Tagged ‘Chuck Norris’

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Monday, 13 June 2016

Chuck Norris

[Found in here.]

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Saturday Matinee – A Baboon, The Baboons, The Guana Batz, The Aquabats, The Skatalites

Saturday, 24 April 2010

How to get a baboon to tell you where the water is in the Kalahari. Amazing. [Found here.]

The logical follow up to that video is The Baboons‘ “Drinkin’ Gasoline.” (Don’t laugh, they were on Walker, Texas Ranger, and if Mr. N says they’re awesome then they ARE awesome.)

The logical follow up to that video is more Rockabilly. Here are the Guana Batz with “Streetwise.”  Following the Guana Batz we have:

The Aquabats! Here’s a live version of “Fashion Zombies.” One last one before we go:

The Skatalites‘ rock steady ska with “Lawless Street.” Have a great weekend folks, see y’all tomorrow.

The .gif Friday Post 95 – Big Boy, Chuck & Jello

Friday, 4 September 2009

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[From here, here and here.]

Job Security

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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[Found here.]

M.R. Stefanik is not afraid of Chuck Norris…

Monday, 18 May 2009

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…because M.R. Stefanik died at the age of 38 in 1919 and never met Chuck Norris.  Yet.

[Found here.]

When I was a boy…

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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It’s got a zip code, ergo post 1963.

[Undoctored image found here.]

[Kinda Related Story:  If you don’t believe this, you can verify it for yourself. In the google box, type in google trends. When the new box opens, type in Chuck Norris, boobs.

Also, except for understandable spikes in early November 2008 and late January 2009, The Little Mermaid consistently kicks Obama‘s ass. Analyze the data as you see fit.]

Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris vs. …FRANK?!

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Sunday funnies extraordinaire.

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Rarely do I laugh out loud at internest humor, but this absurd mashup is pure efficient genius.  Full story here, via here.

[Several very related archived posts may be retrieved and perused here and here.]

SuperUltraMan

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Oh Yeah! Finally a realistic Super Hero!  Lookee here, he’s got all the important perks:

Red White and Blue symbolism, bulk, strength, the wind behind his back, and and an AJMEFH (Awesome Japanese Monster Eater Fish Helmet) complete with a nuclear navel. SuperUltraman makes the average ultraman cringe and cry by default.

BUT… could he beat these guys?

[Image from here.]

Chuck never blinks. Here’s why.

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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A fine specimen for FinPeng’s Archive. Related posts here.

[Lost the source for this image… maybe from Bits&Pieces.]

Kirk vs. T vs. Norris: Battle of the Titans (Part 3)

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Chuck. You don’t even have to say his last name before he roundhouse kicks you for even thinking that he might be not be invincible. Chuck vs. Jim vs. Mr. is an awesome conundrum, mainly because all three are good guys who wouldn’t be pounding each other down for the count. They’d join forces and pound ME down for even suggesting such an absurdity. They would, but they won’t. They’re good guys, just like me.

IF there was a three-way match up between Captain Kirk, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, CN has a definite edge.

Firstly, he’s got all THE FACTS on his side. THE FACTS are a formidable weapon by themselves, and basically negate any argument regarding the possibility of Norris being somewhat inferior to Kirk and T.

Secondly, he’s still got all THE FACTS. No argument.

Thirdly, all THE FACTS are true.

Looks to me like Chuck Norris wins the tournament, as he’s standing right behind me as I post thIN NO WAY COULD CAPTAIN KIRK OR MR. T BEAT ME EITHER INDIVIDUALLY OR IN A TWO-ON-ONE MATCH SIGNED CHUCK NORRIS. TYPE IT AND POST IT. NOW. GET AWAY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD. I’LL HIT SEND.

[Related posts here and here. Related archive here.]


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