INDIANA!

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[Found at the always excellent Fengtastic.]

ORLY?

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ROFL. Not. Loser.

[Found here.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

Frog in Mouth Boy

But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

Something’s just not right.

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Child Pageant FAIL

[Found here, here (via here), and from page 4 of the June 2009 issue of Smithsonian.  Might have to create a new category for stuff like this.]

“We need a statue…”

“…so I’m commissioning you to create a lasting statue, one that represents our country’s honor, bravery and courage in the face of adversity.”
“How about a ferocious lion, fighting its way to freedom?”
“No. I want a goat.”
“A goat, sir?”
“Yes. A goat with a pike.”
“A goat holding a fish, sir?”
“No. A goat holding a pike, a lance.”
“A jousting goat, sir?”
“No. A goat just holding a lance, to show that we are peaceful at heart, yet are capable of defending ourselves should we need to.  And it’s got to be a Christian goat.”
“But sir, not all of our countrymen are Christians.”
“So include our flag, to unite us, and to recognize the Christians as well.”
“You got it.”

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And it struck fear in the hearts of no one…

[Image from VE’s Fantastical Vacation.]

I ____ da foo.

Pity Poster

[Image from here.]

“Okay, so like if we were, like, you know, rabbits and stuff…”

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“…and we like were, um, you know, ah, like that.  What?”

[Image from here.  No, I mean maybe it’s like here.]

Me Sees U…

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…and me gonna tell someone.

[Image from here.]

Monopolygamy

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[Image from somewhere. I hate lolcats, I just liked the colors.]

i smells bukkits

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