Category: LOL Things

Un poco de esto, un poco de ése

Someone’s about to get pounded, and it’s not the poor soul on the right.  He’s got a pocket force field that rebounds with force x 10.
[Anyone know the story of this dealie? Found here.]

Meanwhile, on a brighter note, the esteemed GE Eagle Esq pointed us to a link on the Beeb:  Raccoons eating “ice lollies.” Can’t embed that one, but it’s cute.

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But the UK’s got nothing on US.  Here’s the story from yesterday.  A juvy sea lion with an attitude was captured in Newport Beach, California,  after attempting to pirate a boat, terrorizing children, and refusing to leave the dock.

The sea lion was captured by the Orange County Sheriff’s Harbor Patrol, maneuvered into the fireboat, but it apparently evaded the crew and took the emergency helm in a last ditch effort to humiliate his human captors.  Turned on the sirens, honked the horn, put the vessel in reverse and cranked the throttle to full speed. [Full story here.]

Finally, there’s this, crossposted at Amy Oops:

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Lessee, they’ve now got it turned up to 62, 66 & 61 respectively. I had to look at it, so now its you’re turn. Note that the one on the right is also the 5th Baron Haden-Guest, and is still married to Jamie Lee Curtis.  [Spinal Tap ReOnion pic from here.]

So, What Do You Wanna Do For Fathers Day?

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[Update: Kitty, you were right.  The original image was kind of a downer. It’s still there below the break.  Image above from here.] Continue reading “So, What Do You Wanna Do For Fathers Day?”

Ninja Cat

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[Concept/caption lifted from here. Cross-posted here.]

INDIANA!

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[Found at the always excellent Fengtastic.]

ORLY?

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ROFL. Not. Loser.

[Found here.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

Frog in Mouth Boy

But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

Something’s just not right.

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Child Pageant FAIL

[Found here, here (via here), and from page 4 of the June 2009 issue of Smithsonian.  Might have to create a new category for stuff like this.]

“We need a statue…”

“…so I’m commissioning you to create a lasting statue, one that represents our country’s honor, bravery and courage in the face of adversity.”
“How about a ferocious lion, fighting its way to freedom?”
“No. I want a goat.”
“A goat, sir?”
“Yes. A goat with a pike.”
“A goat holding a fish, sir?”
“No. A goat holding a pike, a lance.”
“A jousting goat, sir?”
“No. A goat just holding a lance, to show that we are peaceful at heart, yet are capable of defending ourselves should we need to.  And it’s got to be a Christian goat.”
“But sir, not all of our countrymen are Christians.”
“So include our flag, to unite us, and to recognize the Christians as well.”
“You got it.”

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And it struck fear in the hearts of no one…

[Image from VE’s Fantastical Vacation.]

I ____ da foo.

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[Image from here.]

“Okay, so like if we were, like, you know, rabbits and stuff…”

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“…and we like were, um, you know, ah, like that.  What?”

[Image from here.  No, I mean maybe it’s like here.]