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Posts Tagged ‘lion’

Stalking Stalkers

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

“Here. Hold my beer. They gotta be out there somewhere.”

[Tip o’ the tarboosh to K. Wolff.]

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The .Gif Friday Post No.167 – Lion Attacking, Wheel Balancing, Rock Rolling

Friday, 18 March 2011

[Found here, here and here.]

Pippi Lionstalking

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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[Found here.]

“We need a statue…”

Sunday, 17 May 2009

“…so I’m commissioning you to create a lasting statue, one that represents our country’s honor, bravery and courage in the face of adversity.”
“How about a ferocious lion, fighting its way to freedom?”
“No. I want a goat.”
“A goat, sir?”
“Yes. A goat with a pike.”
“A goat holding a fish, sir?”
“No. A goat holding a pike, a lance.”
“A jousting goat, sir?”
“No. A goat just holding a lance, to show that we are peaceful at heart, yet are capable of defending ourselves should we need to.  And it’s got to be a Christian goat.”
“But sir, not all of our countrymen are Christians.”
“So include our flag, to unite us, and to recognize the Christians as well.”
“You got it.”

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And it struck fear in the hearts of no one…

[Image from VE’s Fantastical Vacation.]

“Maahstaahh…”

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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“I’ve returned!”

[Image from here via here.]


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