What is this, the Human Nostril? Gimme a six-pack and a pair of Fiskars and we’ll watch as his life crumbles around him. Yeah, I’ll nail those stupid antennae, too.
[Found here.]
What is this, the Human Nostril? Gimme a six-pack and a pair of Fiskars and we’ll watch as his life crumbles around him. Yeah, I’ll nail those stupid antennae, too.
[Found here.]
Kit includes (1) Sharpie Pen and (1) Deck of cards. Provides hours of head-scratching fun.
[Found in here.]
Mickey Possum is omnivorous. Mickey Possum eats snails and slugs and cat detritus. Mickey Possum poops in your gutters. Mickey Possum has no shame. Mickey Possum has a sister named Sascha. Mickey Possum laughs at you behind your back. Mickey Possum has a good attitude.
Mickey Possum says, “Hi!”
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[Found here via here. That 2nd source has an excellent collection of .gif animations with links. Unfortunately, some of the animations are several MB of hugenesss; we’re talking Browser Crash Time, even on Firefox. I warned ye…]
I could live there. I could totally live there, as long as I had regular air-drop deliveries of beer, ammo and MREs. And a creek to wash my chonies. With solar powered satellite internet access so I could post about totally living there. A warm place to go potty with a steady supply of Speigel catalogues would be good, too. Totally cool.
Oh yeah, and a fully furnished vacation cabin within 100 yards for Mrs. Strutts, with a custom kitchen, master bath, video room, and a barn with a woodshop, a meat locker and a pool table.
I could totally live there.
Totally.
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