Wrong.

What is this, the Human Nostril? Gimme a six-pack and a pair of Fiskars and we’ll watch as his life crumbles around him. Yeah, I’ll nail those stupid antennae, too.

[Found here.]

Great Gift Ideas: Chess on a Budget

Kit includes (1) Sharpie Pen and (1) Deck of cards. Provides hours of head-scratching fun.

[Found in here.]

Mickey Possum has a good attitude.

Mickey Possum is omnivorous.  Mickey Possum eats snails and slugs and cat detritus.  Mickey Possum poops in your gutters.  Mickey Possum has no shame.  Mickey Possum has a sister named Sascha.  Mickey Possum laughs at you behind your back.  Mickey Possum has a good attitude.

Mickey Possum says, “Hi!”

[Found in here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 107 – Lenticulations with Tilt-Shift!

[Found here via here. That 2nd source has an excellent collection of .gif animations with links. Unfortunately, some of the animations are several MB of hugenesss; we’re talking Browser Crash Time, even on Firefox.  I warned ye…]

Happy Thanksgiving

“…and look, honey! We don’t have to thaw it!”

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee Bonus: UFO Eyewitness

“They could be made of anything. Extra triestial.”

[Found here, crossposted here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.106 – Garfield, Gulls & Gray Graphic

[Found in here.]

Just A Happy All-American Family

[Update: 1,000 posts to date!]

[Found here.]

Tree House. Totally.

I could live there. I could totally live there, as long as I had regular air-drop deliveries of beer, ammo and MREs. And a creek to wash my chonies. With solar powered satellite internet access so I could post about totally living there. A warm place to go potty with a steady supply of Speigel catalogues would be good, too. Totally cool.

Oh yeah, and a fully furnished vacation cabin within 100 yards for Mrs. Strutts, with a custom kitchen, master bath, video room, and a barn with a woodshop, a meat locker and a pool table.

I could totally live there.

Totally.

[Found here.]

Turtle / Raspberry Staredown

Rasberry Turtle_ispendtoomuchtime 090910

Dude looks like a lady.

[Found here.]