And any commenter lacking even a smidgen of creativity who posts the same gets a minimum 7 day time out in #FacebookJail and/or #TwitterGulag.
Yeah, I have an attitude, but I’ll be better tomorrow – until I see another earwax-eater respond with one of those.
DO NOT TOUCH THE CAT AND DO NOT SIT IN HIS CHAIR
So two snakes slither under a bar.
1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.
This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”
[Original image found here.]
Go WZU or something. [Found here.]
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