So two snakes slither under a bar.
1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.
This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”
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Friday the 13th comes on a Monday this month. A whole week of bad luck, unless you’re a tree snake.