Posts Tagged ‘snake’

Happy Snake Is Happy

Tuesday, 17 April 2018

So two snakes slither under a bar.

1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.

This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”

[Original image found here.]


The .GIF Friday Post No. 413 – Seal Team, Snake Dead End & Happy Marching

Friday, 13 November 2015

Seal Team

Snake Dead End

Happy Marching

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.409 – Black Bananas, Elephant Pwns Pecker & Snake Skins Itself

Friday, 16 October 2015

Black Bananas White Cat

Ostrich Pwnd


[Found here, here and here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Monday, 13 July 2015

Nothing Much Happened Today 16

Friday the 13th comes on a Monday this month. A whole week of bad luck, unless you’re a tree snake.

[Found here.]

The .Gif No.347 – Woodcut Timelapse, Endless Caterpillar & Zen Snake

Friday, 19 September 2014

Woodcut in millimeters

endless caterpillar

Zen Snake

[Found here, here and here.]

Walking The Snake

Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Walking The Snake

[Found here.]

Meanwhile At The Pea Hen Zoo

Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Quail Zoo

[Found here.]

Training Your Boa

Thursday, 24 February 2011

There’s way too much carotene in this snake’s diet, so the responsible reptile raiser rewards it for successfully using the boa litter box in the closet with a cucumber instead. It’ll regain its natural color in a week or so.

[Found here.]

Snake Calculation

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

I never take a challenge sitting down, so when Steamboat McGoo spotted a black racer on his chimney and asked for estimates on its length, how could I refuse?  After all, my ancestors specialized in reptilian length prognostication.

S. McGoo rewarded me with the honor of posting my snake calculations DIRECTLY UNDER HIS BANNER HEADER. (Click on the image unadulterated big to make it.)

Such an honor bestowed requires reciprocity, so I’ve added Aaardvarks & Asshats to our glorious blogroll. You goo, McGo!

More Great Gift Ideas (and some are Assorted!)

Sunday, 6 September 2009

inflatable snake swords_The Toy Zone 090709

Wow. I’ve been looking for a dozen assorted Inflatable Snake Swords for years, if only to have a crazy sword fight. If you swing one ISS and miss, the snakehead homes in on and bites your enemy right in the crackerbockles before deflating. Ouch. Crazy.

Light-Up Expando Swords

On the other hand, these Light-Up Expando Swords come with a built-in choking hazard. Swing one at your enemy and it breaks up into little weaponettes that fly screaming right down his/her/its throat. These weapons of mass illumination go for $14.99/dozen, so maybe they’re better for self defense after all, but they’re definitely not assorted.

Foam Swords

Foam Swords + Duct Tape are an entirely different class of weaponry, to be covered in a future post. Meanwhile, don’t mess with ANYONE who displays little cows with crescent moons on his/her foam sword sheath. These people are dangerous, and THEY play for keeps.

[Found in here and here and here.]

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