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Posts Tagged ‘snake’
Happy Snake Is Happy
Tuesday, 17 April 2018
So two snakes slither under a bar.
1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.
This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”
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The .GIF Friday Post No. 413 – Seal Team, Snake Dead End & Happy Marching
Friday, 13 November 2015
The .Gif Friday Post No.409 – Black Bananas, Elephant Pwns Pecker & Snake Skins Itself
Friday, 16 October 2015
Nothing Much Happened Today.
Monday, 13 July 2015
Friday the 13th comes on a Monday this month. A whole week of bad luck, unless you’re a tree snake.
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The .Gif No.347 – Woodcut Timelapse, Endless Caterpillar & Zen Snake
Friday, 19 September 2014
Walking The Snake
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
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Meanwhile At The Pea Hen Zoo
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
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Training Your Boa
Thursday, 24 February 2011
There’s way too much carotene in this snake’s diet, so the responsible reptile raiser rewards it for successfully using the boa litter box in the closet with a cucumber instead. It’ll regain its natural color in a week or so.
[Found here.]
Snake Calculation
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
I never take a challenge sitting down, so when Steamboat McGoo spotted a black racer on his chimney and asked for estimates on its length, how could I refuse? After all, my ancestors specialized in reptilian length prognostication.
S. McGoo rewarded me with the honor of posting my snake calculations DIRECTLY UNDER HIS BANNER HEADER. (Click on the image unadulterated big to make it.)
Such an honor bestowed requires reciprocity, so I’ve added Aaardvarks & Asshats to our glorious blogroll. You goo, McGo!
