[Found here, here and here. h/t Mme. Jujujive for the chocolate chipper.]
Tag: Ostrich
“This is your brain. This is your brain on ‘Strich. Any questions?”
[Found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 624 – Ostrich Prank, Raccoon Roadtrip & Block Car Race
High Fidelity Hot Links
It’s all Whack.
(Click on the image at the link.)
President George W. Bush touching the heads of bald men.
How many men does it take to capture an emu?
Johnny Cash: “I was almost killed by an ostrich.”
Top image: Tribute painting of Johnny Cash battling the ostrich by Erika Jane.
The .Gif Friday Post No.409 – Black Bananas, Elephant Pwns Pecker & Snake Skins Itself
Lucha Libre Robbery
If I was going to rip off a liquor store equipped with a surveillance camera, this is exactly how I’d do it, except that I’d use a trained emu instead. [Found here.]
YAHHHHH EEUNNHHH
Everybody’s Heard About the Bird
“So, what do you do for a living?”
“I ride birds. Big birds, you know? Birds that can be ridden.”
“Right. You are a bird rider. What does that really mean?”
“The bird is the word.”
“I don’t understand. Is it dangerous?”
“Yep. You can get flipped.”
“You mean the bird can flip you off?”
“The bird? Oh yeah. Ironic, huh. It happens.”
[Photo with video via l3utterfish.]
Tacky Raccoons 