[h/t Nancy H. via email.]
So two snakes slither under a bar.
1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.
This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”
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Haven’t seen our ‘possums around here lately, and the slugs and snails are missing, too. Coincidence? Nah.
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