Tag: bite

Pinkie messed with the wrong frog.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 608 – Turtle Tastes Back, Torching The Crawlies & Tattoo Removal

[Found here, here and here. Related .gif here.]

Happy Snake Is Happy


So two snakes slither under a bar.

1st snake says, “Gimme a rock and rye.”
2nd snake says, “Gimme the same.”
Bartender looks around the empty bar and hollers, “Insert punchline here!” The snakes are stunned, neither can speak.

This condition is called “a reptile dysfunction.”

[Original image found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 529 – Squid Nom, Chocolate Croissant & Turtle Lip Lock

[Found here, here and here.]

Possum Yawn

Haven’t seen our ‘possums around here lately, and the slugs and snails are missing, too.  Coincidence? Nah.

[Image found here.]