Stray Polyps from the Internest
Take Me Out To The Ball Game, Albert von Tilzer and Jack Norworth (1908). Kevin MacCleod, Wurlitzer organism, date unknown.
Download 1908 .mp3 version here.
This is child abuse [NSFK].
If birds had arms… [via].
If a bunch of other birds had arms…
Everyone should learn to drive a truck in WWII.
A confectioner and a dentist invented cotton candy.
In 2010, Walter Frederick Morrison was cremated and his ashes were molded into several Frisbees.
I had a red Pluto Platter (like this one) when I was a kid. Worth $500-$600 today.
“There’s no reason to be walking around with a mask.” –Dr. Anthony Fauci 08 March 2020.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
UPDATE: The windmills are fake.
The Human Genome is 80% cow. It’s also 60% fruit fly.
That explains a lot.
A 5 year-old boy witnessed Lincoln’s assassination.
Justice for Damone Ramone is long overdue. Johnny, Joey, Tommy, DeeDee and Marky never gave their sibling the credit he deserved.
Gitcha some Gris Gris Gumbo Ya Ya. “I’ll kill all y’all’s ills.”
Now about those Trump Lies. They’re all lies.
Top image is a sculpture entitled Malinche by Jimmie Durham.
Born ca.1500AD, La Malinche (also known as Doña Marina) was a female Nahua from the Tobasco region of Mexico. Enslaved by the Chontal Maya, she was given to the Spanish conquistadors led by Hernán Cortés in 1519. She was reported to be a hottie, was savvy enough to cozy up to Cortés, became his translator and mistress, and aided the Spaniards in defeating the Aztecs. She’s now reviled as a traitor… to those who enslaved HER.
P.S. Miami Marlin’s pitcher Jose Fernandez is pretty good at spearing ’em. Here’s another one from July.