[Found here and here. Misplaced the source of the chicken dance.]
Stray Polyps from the Internest
That’s not Photoshop.
They’re an Indonesian breed, they’re black inside and out (and no, they don’t lay black eggs). You can tell when they’re cooked because you don’t get food poisoning.
That’s a true story.
This is not.
[More info here, and yeah, the title is for click bait only.]
Yeah, we know. Blatant Google Search pimpage. Just like this post.
[From Amy Oops’ Archive.]