These over-used inane Facebook / Twitter .gif responses deserve to be vaporized forever.

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And any commenter lacking even a smidgen of creativity who posts the same gets a minimum 7 day time out in #FacebookJail and/or #TwitterGulag.

Yeah, I have an attitude, but I’ll be better tomorrow – until I see another earwax-eater respond with one of those.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 718 – The Most Annoying Girl on Giphy, Dismissive Owl, Twirly Girly & Shots at the Dog Bar

[Annoying Girl found on Giphy by accident. Owl found here, Twirly Girl here and Dog Bar courtesy Rightymouse.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 642 – A Pair of Splats, Another Little Annoyance & A Fall of Grace

[Found here, here and here.]

How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever

That’s step one.  Step two has to do with a slice of bologna.

Yeah, it looks funny, but PLEASE don’t do this to your loyal dog. Don’t do it to the one who’s gonna drag you, your spouse and your children, all unconscious, one-by-one out of your burning house by the collar in the middle of the night in a sleet storm and risk his/her life to to return to the inferno to fetch your wallet and a 6-pack with a quart of Jack.

Do it to your ambivalent anarchist cat who doesn’t care if you burn or not as long as there’s a pile of food somewhere within a quarter mile of the house.

Just don’t do it to the dog.

[Image from here.]

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