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Posts Tagged ‘Golden Retriever’

Nice Catch.

Wednesday, 7 November 2018

[Found here.]

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How To REALLY Piss Off A Golden Retriever – Part 2

Sunday, 22 August 2010

One of these days her owner will be asleep, and Brittney’s gonna make her move. Golden retrievers are like that… always patient, always plotting. As for her owner, well let’s just say it’ll be a couple weeks before he can sit comfortably again.

[Images collected from here. Related post here.]

How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

That’s step one.  Step two has to do with a slice of bologna.

Yeah, it looks funny, but PLEASE don’t do this to your loyal dog. Don’t do it to the one who’s gonna drag you, your spouse and your children, all unconscious, one-by-one out of your burning house by the collar in the middle of the night in a sleet storm and risk his/her life to to return to the inferno to fetch your wallet and a 6-pack with a quart of Jack.

Do it to your ambivalent anarchist cat who doesn’t care if you burn or not as long as there’s a pile of food somewhere within a quarter mile of the house.

Just don’t do it to the dog.

[Image from here.]


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