Category: Odd

That’s A Lot of Labor

Found this headline on Drudge a few minutes ago.

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Here’s the blowup:

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That was a long ride.  Obviously the mother didn’t have the fare...

Saturday Matinee – Bruce, TXT, Robin, John Lee, and Elevators

Bruce Lee plays pingpong with nunchuck.  Awesome.

TXT Island, found at ZanyPickle.

Okay.  Back to the basics.  Here’s Robin Trower‘s “Too Rolling Stoned” from 1975.  There was a blues revival going on back then, but it was overshadowed by theatrical rock.

I was gonna jump to George Thorogood‘s classic cover of “One Bourbon…” but thought I’d look for John Lee Hooker‘s original. Found several on the Utoobage, until this jumped up:  “Hobo Blues” from 1965.  Judging by his odd fingerings, he’s got his guitar tuned to Dmajor, but that’s just a guess. (Hooker always looked to me like he’d been popped in both eyes during a bar fight.)

Since Friday the Thirteenth comes on a Saturday this month, here’s The 13th Floor Elevators, 1966.

Boneless Belt

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Confused?  This should help explain it:

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[Image from here, via here.]

The .gif Friday Post No. 83 – Superman meets Dr. Leary

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[Update: Did this post turn you into a zombie, too?  If so, lemme know in the comments section.  I’ll forward your orders in a future post.  You know who you are.]

“Hi Hon. What’s for dinner?”

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I think I’d rather have that, than this:

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Imagine that! Fully cooked, and it looks just like the label…

[Top image found in my kitchen.  Bottom image from Neatorama – they beat me to it.  Related post here.  What the heck, we might as well add a new Category for Food.]

Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.

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Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em.  They don’t do anything anyway.

Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.

Everybody – Always flush with your feet.

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This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.

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This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget.  Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.

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Final Reminder:  Drop ’em where it counts.

[Images from here, here, and here.  Related post here.  What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

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But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

Something’s just not right.

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Child Pageant FAIL

[Found here, here (via here), and from page 4 of the June 2009 issue of Smithsonian.  Might have to create a new category for stuff like this.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.82 – FAIL, FAIL, YEA WIN!

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Pay No Attention

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Heh.  More photoshoppery please.

Email your best remake in . jpg format,  and we’ll assemble them for a future post for you to vote on your favorites.  Of course we’ll give you/your blog credit, endorsed with a link.  (Don’t have Photoshop?  It’s easily done with MS Paint; see below the break.)

Send your best shot to bunkstrutts at verizon.net by 30 JUNE 2009 with the title “PROTEST” in the subject bar.  You know what to do. Keep it clean:  PG-13 max.

[Original undoctored image found here.  Pre-blanked out poster after the break.] Continue reading “Pay No Attention”