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Posts Tagged ‘Football’

Still Life With Dove

Wednesday, 20 June 2018

Saw a young dove outside our garage late this afternoon. I think it knows how to fly, it just doesn’t seem to see the importance of it yet.

He/she didn’t seem too bothered by my presence, so I went back inside for my camera. Somehow it managed to make an arrangement of river rocks, a plastic colander and a rubber football in an inverted Rubbermaid trash can lid. I decided to take a pic from another angle, and when I downloaded it I found this:

I pity the cats that mess with this bird.

 

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Saturday Matinee – Rudy Mancuso, Frank Zappa, Bobby Bare & OJAY

Saturday, 4 February 2017

Yeah, I’m easily amused, but the bubble wrap effect is awesome.

Animated 1971 interview of Frank Zappa (Mothers 2.0 era). 1971 was a bad year for FZ. The animation has a poor caricature by someone who doesn’t know what FZ looked like back then, yet some of the comments are classic non-politically-correct statements.

This seems to be turning into another accidental eclectic collection, and since tomorrow is SUPERBOWLLI let’s go with one of the most popular football songs of all time.

The Pride of Ironton, Ohio, Bobby Bare‘s 1976 hit “Drop Kick Me Jesus” was voted one of the most popular of the classic football-themed songs on this site, at least in the comment section.

Here’s a heavy-duty banger-thumper.

Dude’s got some good licks with a nice rhythm recoil.

Have a great weekend folks, and I hope Atlanta kicks the crap out of New England just because.

Nothing Much Happened Yesterday.

Monday, 23 January 2017

nothing-much-happened-today-27

[Found here.]

Bluto Blutarsky Lives.

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

illinois-blog-13

“Forget it. He’s on a roll.”

The gloves totally rock and his gut has a teleprompter. Awesome.
[Found here.]

Superbowl Sunday Balls

Sunday, 7 February 2016

Balls

Wilson‘s playing the entire game, boys. Protect him.

(Wot’s that? You haven’t prepared anything for your self-invited guests? Bunk’s Chili is here. 1 hour prep, 1 hour cooking and you’re done.)

The .Gif Post No. 364 – Kitty Whack, Googly Dog & Spotting The Ball

Friday, 23 January 2015

Kitty Whack-a-Mole
Googly Dawg
Spotting The Ball
[Found here, here and here.]

The Keeper’s Final Game

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Keeper's Last Game

[Found in here via here.]

Football

Sunday, 2 February 2014

Not sure how true this is, but it’s kinda true.
Roman Gladiators were the true ancestors of American Football. Brute force, team sport, with audience participation. Thumbs up or thumbs down from the fans could determine life or death of the defeated.

Roman Gladiators

Top: Flag On The Play – Personal foul, 10 yards.
Bottom: Offensive foul – Death By Maggots.

Football Skull

Once the Romans left Britain, the locals needed something to kick around. Some wags found a Roman skull, decided to kick it all the way to the next village. The folks at that village didn’t like it much, and kicked it back to the first. Association Football was born.

Pig bladder football 2

Kicking a skull up and down a dirt path is hard on the feet, so the Roman skull was supplanted by the obvious replacement – an inflated pig’s bladder.

soccer ball

Association Football was too hard to pronounce in normal conversation, so it was renamed Assoc. Football, and those who played it were Assoc.’ers – hence the name “soccer,” and it caught on, even though all of the world still called it Football. But it wasn’t good enough for some. The game had lost its Gladiator roots (except for the drunks fighting on the sidelines).

rugby-ball

Then one day in the early 1800s,  someone got fed up and wondered, “What’s the point of kicking a stinking inflated chunk of porcine offal back and forth?” and decided to pick up the ball and run it directly into the opposition, knocking out teeth, drawing blood and breaking bones in the process. The game of Rugby was born.

Football MudMan

Once Rugby was introduced into the States via Canada, America decided some changes had to be made. No more round scrum, the teams had to line up and hit head on in order to move the little leather covered ellipsoid mere yards at a time, and Woody Hayes was invented.

All of this requires physical protection, so the players wear helmets, shoulder pads and crotch protectors. They’re bred to be corn-fed behemoths of people capable of unprecedented brute force trained to bash each other’s heads into the ground. I love it.

Cheerleaders

The .GIF Friday Post No.292 – Binocular Soccer, Bouncing Baby Bison & Wembley Stadium Flood

Friday, 9 August 2013

Japanese Binocular Soccer

bison tramp

Wembly

[Found here, here and here.]

Futbol

Thursday, 23 February 2012

[Found here.]


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