Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf

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Save bucks, buy Barf in bulk. Kinda Pythonesque.

[Image found here.]

Life Choices: Seahorses or a Monkey?

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“Hey Dad! I got a dollar! Can I borrow $19?”

It’s all in the advertising.  Note that the $1 seahorses are not “Darling Pet Seahorses” (never mind that the ones in the picture are kinda dead and dessicated, and that just about anywhere in the world one can dig up sea shells hundreds of miles inland)…

But monkeys!

My dad knew that seahorses wouldn’t crap all over the house, wouldn’t get into the cupboard in the middle of the night to get at the strawberry preserves by dropping the jar on the tile floor, and wouldn’t attack your face when you looked them in the eye.  Dad was wise beyond his years.

“So can I get the seahorses?”

“No.”

[Image from the back of a 1967 needlework and crafts magazine, shown here.]

The .gif Friday Post No. 80 – Sports?

Long Float_Mogadonia

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Folks–  We’ve been posting .gif animations every Friday, and although we’d prefer to give credit, the majority (but not all) of the .gif’s we post are pilfered from a handful of collection sites that give no credit to the original authors.  So here’s a poll.  Lemme know what you think. –Bunk

[Update 21 May 2009 –  When we post images and .gif animations like these, TR usually (but not always) renames and saves them in this format:

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Name of the image, followed by the name of the site, followed by the date that our crack team of webminers found it, in the format of yr/mo/day, followed by .jpg, gif, etc.  This allows us to archive unpublished images and to credit the sources later. It’s a sloppy but honest way to do it.

To find the hidden sources, all you need to do is hover your cursor over them. Rock on.  –Bunk]

No. Just because. It’s not right. No.

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no

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[Bottom image found by Amy Oops. 2nd image posted on Amy Oops by Bunk. Top image reposted from here.  And if you live in California, remember to vote NO a minimum of six times on Tuesday May 19th.]

YAHHHHH EEUNNHHH

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I feel like this a lot.

[Image from Hanuman.]

Boioioing!

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“Whoa! That’s Jessica Rabbit! And there’s  Pocahontas with Red Hot Riding Hood! Dang!”  The image is wrong, though.  Needs a Warner Brothers Jaw-Drop.  Like this:

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[Images found here and here. Click on the top image for an artsy fartsy video.]

She’s got Gary Coleman Eyes.

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So that’s what Willis was talkin’ ’bout.

[via? Lost the link.]

“C’mon! Try it on! Took me a month to make it.”

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I think his girlfriend just told him off.

[Found here.]

[Bienvenidos a Papa_Noel y todos sus amigos de España! Echa un vistazo alrededor. -Bunk]

Earth Day. Yawn.

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They really are yawning. Photographer staked out a site and photoshopped all the yawning people he found into one image.

Still, Earth Day…  yawn.

[Image from here found via The Presurfer. For those of you who are Global Warming Cooling Climate Change Fans, there is this excellent archive.]

Zen Snake

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Zen Snake never goes hungry.

[Found here. Escher etch found here.]