Category: Stupid

Babe Magnet: “Dude, like it’s green and stuff.”

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Been a while since we’ve posted a Genuine Babe Magnet. This isn’t one of them.  Or maybe it is, despite being a non-driveable found POS with flat tires and a nitrogen/nematode power plant to propel it at a top speed of nothing with botanical detritus for the interior finish.

The exterior finish screams San Francisco, due to the 1960’s retro paint job.  Naive college age girls with their effeminate art student boyfriends decorated this, and transformed a recyclable wreck into a recyclable wreck without salvageable parts.  In other words, it’s an urban heap made worse.

This is NOT a babe magnet. It’s nothing more than an elevated canine/feline restroom with a groovy paint job, nominated to be protected as sacred street art by the SanFran Cilly Clowncil.  Haul it away.

[Image Source here. Yep, the Russians found this before we did.  Go figger.]

[Update 26 November 2008: According to loyal reader Julie, an expert on matters such as these,  it’s a Toronto absurdity, not San Francisco as assumed reported. Read her comments in the section for comments section for her comments.]

Where’s Waldork?

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[Image from here.]

OMG. The Zombies are taking over.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/17/hillary-clinton-secretary-of-state

Let’s talk some more about “unqualified for the position.”  Pheeew.

Sef ‘splanatory, Foo.

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Yet another fine specimen for FinPeng’s Archive. Related posts here.

[2nd image from Nurse Myra.]

Chuck never blinks. Here’s why.

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A fine specimen for FinPeng’s Archive. Related posts here.

[Lost the source for this image… maybe from Bits&Pieces.]

Some White People Are Just Embarassing

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Something tells me that his chances of procreating are about nil (this Centaur is obviously a gelding). Anyone have a video of him “prancing?” Thanks to Mr. Horsey, we’ve added a  new category for “Moronic White People.” He’s the first, and prolly not the last, entrant.

[Image from here.]

Just Wrong.

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Look. If I saw it by accident, y’all deserve the same privilege.

[Image from here.]

[Insert Surferspeak Here]

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This embarrasses me… Not for her, but that someone actually designed and built that P.O.S. backdrop, with the lime jello wave and the cauliflower/Pearl Harbor bombing sky, and took some of her retirement money for the photo.  Some people have no shame, and I wish I’d thought of it first. (Is that Corky Carroll’s mom?)

The 7 Things meme

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I usually ignore memes, but since it came from Kitty, I’ll pony up.  Gotta tag 6 others (and I apologize) who are expected to link back to this post and tag 6 of their own: EPIC, VE, Planetross, Amy Oops, Aerchie, Necro.

Seven things you may not know about Bunk:

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  1. Bunkessa and Bunkarina are not my daughters’ real names.
  2. My first car was a 1957 Chevy BelAir 4-door and it was older than I was.
  3. I’ve been teargassed before. By accident.
  4. I’ve been to Bangs, Jupiter, Ballarat, Mt. Pisgah, Tomball, Pahrump, Xxyxx Road and the Ubehebe Crater.
  5. I won 3rd place in a foosball tournament in Pampa Texas.
  6. I’m better on harmonica than Bob Dylan and Neil Young, but not as good as James Cotton.
  7. I know what a Simpson PATM strap is used for.

Did I get ’em all right?

Yeah! RIGHT IN HIS PANTS! EEEW!

I don’t understand it either, but it has something to do with Spiderman and the election results.

[Image from here.]