Saturday Matinee: Judge ’em for yourselves

They have a website.  Really.

[Links above were found via AfroJacks.]

Great parody by National Lampoon, back when they were funny existed.

Nice reference to Ten Years After’s “I’d Love To Change The World”  at 2:25 above.  So here ’tis:

“Tax the rich, feed the poor, until there are rich no more.”

Alvin Lee and Ten Years After (live at Woodstock 1969) covered over a dozen classic blues songs in one great jam.

The .gif Friday Post No. 73 – Four Beans

Very Serious Hair (with zombie boys)

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Image above from Sexy People. The site has many pictures of average, but slightly odd-looking people.  When viewed individually, they aren’t much, but when viewed collectively, heh,  it’s a Mag-Lev train to Hootsville.

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mrgoogle_cropped1A year later, the zomboys are still in sheer terror, suddenly realizing that the rest of their lives will be spent hunting for brains.  (Here’s another example of a kid who gets better looking with age.)

I suppose I fall into the same category of normal-yet-slightly-odd-looking people.  But of course you folks already know who I am.

Watching the Detectives

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[Image found here.]

Bunk Wins A Prize

I like caption contests, and when I happened across this one, the caption seemed obvious to me:

"Look, mates! His pecker's on the wrong end!"
“Look, mates! His pecker’s on the wrong end!”

Reforming Geek liked it enough to send me an egg.  Not just any egg, a decorated cardboard egg.  In a checkbook box.  (I might as well take the rest of the week off as the “glow” hasn’t worn off yet.)

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Here it is, without the plastic bubble wrap that protected this coveted treasure.

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The secret of the egg didn’t appear until a scan revealed the hidden “laser rabbits” thing going on.  Thanks, RG.

The Amazing WTF

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Recently I re-ran into Unfinished Rambler who linked to the Hero Factory and I just had to play:  went with my instincts, entered my super powers honestly and was rewarded with that lame-o title.  The Hero Factory is kinda like Wikipedia on steroids… 80% accurate, but 20% gets mixed in with the leftover chili.

I’ll accept my alter-ego orange afro image with a kickass flame thrower:  too hot to handle, and too cold to hold.  Execute Mode Enabled.

Me Sees U…

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…and me gonna tell someone.

[Image from here.]

Mr. Chucklehead

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From “60 Minutes” comes this disturbing report:

President Barack Obama said he believes the global financial system remains at risk of implosion with the failure of Citigroup or AIG, touching off “an even more destructive recession and potentially depression.”

His remarks came in a “60 Minutes” interview in which he was pressed by an incredulous Steve Kroft for laughing and chuckling several times while discussing the perilous state of the world’s economy.

“You’re sitting here. And you’re— you are laughing. You are laughing about some of these problems. Are people going to look at this and say, ‘I mean, he’s sitting there just making jokes about money—’ How do you deal with— I mean: explain…” Kroft asks at one point.

“Are you punch drunk?” Kroft says.

“No, no. There’s gotta be a little gallows humor to get you through the day,” Obama says, with a laugh.

Good God.

[Full transcript here.]

Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris vs. …FRANK?!

Sunday funnies extraordinaire.

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Rarely do I laugh out loud at internest humor, but this absurd mashup is pure efficient genius.  Full story here, via here.

[Several very related archived posts may be retrieved and perused here and here.]

On the Dole?

Only in Australia..sighted in the northern suburbs of Perth Western Australia is one of the “locals” with a sense of humor

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Aussie Phil tossed this into our Awesome Oven months ago.  I think it’s done now and ready to post.