News Flash: Keith Richards Speaks English

Who knew?

[Found here, via here.]

Awesome Space Refrigerator (with Awesome Vinyl Wood Laminate Film & Awesome Space Bimbos) Is Awesome.

Just sayin’. No photo retouching here.

[Found here.]

Awesome Town is Awesome.

Nobody lives in Awesome Town. There is no plumbing, no electricity and no air conditioning. There is no city council, no Police Department, no Fire Department, no Post Office. There is a jail where no one will be incarcerated. There is no telephone service and no weekly trash pickup.

Awesome Town has no industry, no farming, and no business.

There are no stores or restaurants in Awesome Town, but there is a 5-story hotel. Nobody has ever checked in to the hotel and no one ever will.  There are no gas stations because there are no cars, and children are not allowed in Awesome Town.

There are no newspapers in Awesome Town because there is no one to read them. There are no medical facilities or pharmacies either, and there is no hospital. There is no internet service or broadcast radio or television.

Awesome Town is located on San Clemente Island, California. It is a Military Operations on Urban Terrain (MOUT) Training Complex.

[From this Architect’s perspective, this would have been a fun project.  Found via here. Photos from here. Detailed description from CMA below the break.] Continue reading “Awesome Town is Awesome.”

Mr. T Shirts

[Found here.  It’d be a pity to miss our Mr. T Archives.  ]

Death Row Barbie & Other Science Fair Projects

No photoshoppage here, these are the real deal. I’d give each of these students an A for Awesome.

Click on individual images below to avoid the squints. More great projects can be found here. Click on Death Row Barbie above for step-by-step instructions.

Awesome Dog Is Awesome.

[Found here, crossposted here because it is awesome.]

Awesome Clock is Awesome.

I assume that it chimes on the hour with the BunkkiddaBunkkiddaBunk of an idling 1942 Harley-Davidson.

[Found here.]

ChromaMobile Babe Magnet

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NCC-1701, Beta Version.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.100 – Look At These Photos. Look At This Dog. Fear This Cat.

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Look at these photos.

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Now look at this dog.

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NOW FEAR THIS CAT.

[All three found here.]

Official Announcement

I, Finicky Penguin, have resumed somewhat regular posting at my blog. It’s like a stallion on steroids running into you at the speed of sound!

COMING FOR YOU!
COMING FOR YOU!

From here.

So stop on by. You’ve got nothing to lose. Oh wait, you do. It’s your mind.