Klaus-Günter Jacobi’s Contribution To The World

If socialism is such a great economic system, why have so many people died trying to escape it?

Risking imprisonment, torture and death, Klaus-Günter Jacobi modified a BMW Isetta to help his friend escape the oppression of East Germany in 1963. Nine others were able to escape using the same method.

[Escaping East Berlin in a 1961 BMW Isetta [via]. Short vid here.]

This is just embarrassing.

Any guy who crawls into one of these woosmobiles has officially relinquished his man-card, and forevermore shall be allowed to to pee only while sitting down.

[Found here.]