[AI generated adverts posted by Dave O. here.]
Tag: products
The Electrical Wonders of 1919
1. Electric Vase Light Attachment [turns a collectable into a lamp]
2. Dishwashing Machine
3. Rug Washer
4. Vacuum Cleaner
5. Electric Cooking Utensils [coffee pot, blender, etc.]
6. Electric Stove [radiant heater]
7. Electric Washing Machine & Motor Driven Wringer
8. Electric Light Bath [tanning bed]
9. Dental X-Ray
10. Radio Direction Finder
11. Electric Dairy [milking machine]
12. Coin Slot Sales Machine [vending machine]
13. Electric Siren
14. Cloth Cutting Machine
15. Wireless Telephone
16. Electric Trucks
How To Smell Up Everything
Not sure how this works, but it apparently allows young Japanese girls to smell higher and make magic floating fusilli bucati lunghi at the same time. Or maybe it’s for personal hygiene: “C’mere, hon! Put this on. It’ll make you smell better.”
And then there’s that curious reset button that blows (heheh, nose pun) my theories away. Sneeze inducer? Nasal decongestant? Alternative lifestyle enhancement? This gaijin is clueless.
Tacky Raccoons 