These folks ain’t got NOTHIN’ on the Lunch Lady, and they’ve got all the food color groups covered, too.
“Please, sir, may I have some urchins?”
“If you don’t eat yer snails, you can’t have any urchins! How can you have any urchins if you don’t eat yer snails?!”
[Bigger images can be salivated upon here. Kinda sorta related posts here, here and here.]
Tacky Raccoons 
I’ll have a scorpionsicle with a butterscotch dip, please.
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I like the big scorpions. They’ve got a lot of meat on them and they crunch!
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Try the blowfish kabobs in the green styrofoam trays; good with Grey Poupon. They’ll give you a nice shiny coat, too.
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This is the kind of stuff my mother told me about when I wouldn’t eat my beef with broccoli! She said, “Life could be worse!”
She’s right!
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Stiletto– When I was young I saved a lot of starving asian kids by finishing my cold rolled oats, too. We all have to sacrifice sometimes.
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oh ICK. i think i just barfed a little.
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Wendy– Barfing doesn’t count. Can’t save starving asian kids that way. You have to eat it.
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Eat barf? That’s obscene!
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Stiletto– I meant, you gotta keep it down for it to count. (Bulimia makes me puke.)
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