Saturday Matinee: Black & Blue Danube Waltz, Jambalaya, Boil That Cabbage Down & an awful day.

Spike Jones & His City Slickers were amazingly talented but very corny.

Homer & Jethro grew up on corn, and were musically talented as well.

The Smothers Brothers sing Boil That Cabbage Down” that includes the history of the Trans-Continental Railroad.

Rodney Carrington‘s song about an awful day (and it’s worse than finding pumas in the crevasse).

TGIF: The .Gif Friday Post 42- How Zippers Work

Red attacks Green who attacks back, while both are under the control of Yellow without knowing it.  Kinda like Rock-Paper-Scissors, with Paper in charge.

It’s a lot like politics. Red and Green are Democrats and Republicans, and Yellow stands for what passes for journalism these days.

[UPDATE:  Here’s the bunny Necromancer referred to in the comments below.]

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The Awards Awards

Thanks to the always clever, rockin’ and rollin’ Amy Oops for this Prestegious Award.  We shall hang it proudly over the mahogany mantle of the Fireplace of Freedom at Tacky Raccoons Corporate Headquarters.

Since the rules of the viral awards require that I nominate others, here are five worthy recipients:

Cool Aggregator

Hanuman

I Am the Cheese

Archies Archive

Phils Phun

This plague plaque comes with a self-adhesive strip for convenient mounting at the eye level of your choice.

Babe Magnet: WWJD

That’s right.  What Would Jesus Drive?

According to one source, on 25 September 1990, Kelly Murray drove his ball 684.8 yards on the 30-foot wide airstrip at Fairmont Hot Springs, British Columbia, setting a new world record.

Of course, Jesus could drive as far as He wanted, but would hold back a bit so as not to completely eradicate the game.  He plays fair, and it’s not in His temperament to call His Father on the celestial cellphone and say, “Hey Pop! I got a 7:45AM tee-off time.  You mind warping space and time for a microsecond?”

On the other hand, He might just skitter one longways across a water hazard, up the bank, around a sand trap and into the hole instead, only to show that it can be done (and to inspire others to keep perfecting their game instead of yelling “F**K!” after each shot).

So what would He drive?  I’m guessing 150-175 yards with no wind… but He’d clean up with His putts.

[Image from here.]

BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH!

Just sayin’.

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I Spy Wormholes

[Original image and title from here.]

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MataDoreen

¡Tortuga! ¡Consiga aquí! ¡No tan rápidamente!
(Un poco más lento, por favor…)

[Image from here.]

Homer-Blogs.com

Toronto Explosions

INFO HERE. Not found on Drudge or LGF. YET.

I Was A Teenage Hot Links

She wants you to right-click on her.  Now.

Chuck Norris vs. Nancy Pelosi.

The Intro to “The Prisoner.”  Great ’60s spy/spook/paranoia TV show about freedom. No. 6 never gives up his ethics, even when given the opportunities.  There are way too many politicians these days, and too few are No. 6’s.  [Yeah I know, it’s a link repost.  It’s still great, though.]

Sunday is FUNDAY! from FinPeng.

Make your own KFC Cardboard Colonel.

Smelly Board Game via RGS.

I don’t play flash games, but some of these look pretty good.

Mighta posted this link before, but here it is again, just in case.

Fly around until you realize that there’s only one lake.

Fly a balloon – This one’s been around a while, but it’s still clever.  Click the link and ride.

Lotsa “Crappy Album Covers” here.  Don’t miss “Fun With Joyce.” (Related posts here and here.)

Vinyl Abuse has some interesting figurines for some not so interesting prices.  Worth a look, though.

Here’s an archive of links about B.O.

Dionne Warwick’s Cosmic Peephole.  Really.

Webpost titled “Moms with IBS.” I don’t know why it was linked to this post, but Barrack works in mysterious ways.

How to get to anyplace in the world in 42 minutes.

Homer-Blabs.com

“Chicks Dig Me…

…when I cry in the bathtub.”

[Image from Hot Lard.]