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Happy Birthday to Kirstie Alley, Joe Frazier, John Hancock, Joe E. Lewis, Rush Limbaugh, Jack London, Ray Price, Tex Ritter, Howard Stern, Glenn Yarborough, Rob Zombie and me. We goats kick ass.
Month: January 2012
Lap Dog
Retrievers love the water. [Found here.]
AGW – Stop Global Warming In 9 Easy Steps
- Get rid of your gas-guzzling internal combustion vehicle.
- Get a wheelbarrow, install a platform with seats and a roof.
- Hire a peasant to take you where you want to go.
- Take smug pride in your efforts to save the world from Global Warming and brag about it to your friends.
- Bitch to your friends about having to pay the peasant.
- Fire the peasant and sell the wheelbarrow.
- Buy a car and offer the peasant transportation for a small fee.
- You are now an entrepreneur. Enjoy.
- Get rid of your gas-guzzling internal combustion vehicle.
[Image via email – 1389AD]
30 Gallons of Gas
[via]
MEN will be invited from the audience to protect those under the Influence of the Gas from injuring themselves or others. This course is adopted that no apprehension of danger may be entertained. Probably no one will attempt to fight.
That description is followed by:
THE EFFECT OF THE GAS is to make those who inhale it, either LAUGH, SING, DANCE, SPEAK OR FIGHT, &, &.
Everyone wants to suck it up.
Those who inhale the Gas once, are always anxious to inhale it a second time. There is not an exception to this rule.
Lot’s ‘o fun to be had in 1845 – N2O is a gas gas gas.
Farmville x 11
Farm animals don’t stray far here, and rustling’s not a problem, but getting them to market is. [Found here. Updated post with link.]
Saturday Matinee – Home Movies, Cold Water, Fabulous Thunderbirds & Zappa’s Black Napkins
Home movies – the Directors’ analysis.
Very cold water is very dense. Fishing in a frozen lake in Finland. Here’s an explanation [via]:
They have inflated their BCDs (vests) with air. This will make them float up to the ‘top’. This allows them to stand on the ice upside down. If there was no ice, they would surface. You can see when they breathe, the CO2 will float to the top (bottom) of the ice and it trapped. The wheel barrow is filled with CO2 expelled (poured in from the bucket). This makes it want to float too and hence will stick to the bottom of the ice until they dump it out, which will make it loose its buoyancy and sink to the bottom…
Happy birthday to Kim Wilson, one of the greatest blues harp blowers. Saw him with his original lineup in the early 80’s, pre- Kid Ramos. Pure awesome then, pure awesome now. And just for the helluvit, here’ my favorite Zappa song to wrap it all up, “Black Napkins.”
Yeah, I may have posted that before, but so what – I like it. Have a great weekend, folks, be back here tomorrow for more fun and games.
The .Gif Friday Post No.209 – Egg Break, Pigeon Vent, Monkey Wash
The Duke’s Right
[Found here.]
That’s All’s I Can Stands And I Can’t Stands No Mower
Elvis the crocodile attacks a lawnmower at the Australian Reptile Park in Gosford, north of Sydney, in this still image taken from video December 28, 2011. Two workers at a reptile park near Sydney ran for their lives on Wednesday when a 500 kg crocodile named Elvis suddenly lunged at them, making off with their lawnmower.
That’s 1,100 lbs. of lurking, lunging lizard, lunching. According to Wiki, the top speed for an Australian freshwater croc is about 11mph, easily outrun, unless you happen to mowing grass next to its territory, so don’t do it.
[Found here.]
One Degree of Separation: Barbie & The Germs
Reminds me of The Waitresses. [Found in here. NSFK]
Tacky Raccoons 