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Meerkat Demolition Team briefing prior to deployment.

[Found somewhere in here.]

I am not worthy of this honor…

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…but Planetross IS.

.Gif Friday Post No.90: Run, Dance, Meltdown

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Bet the guy in the green shirt suffers from “Survivor’s Guilt.”

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How to do the WubbaWubba Dance.

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Dang. Forced to sit between Smiley Guy and Habitual Neck Scratcher, AND caught on camera.  I’d be the one sitting behind him flicking peanut shells down his collar.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

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This is what Our President said will happen if we don’t nationalize the medical insurance industry immediately.  AM talk radio is next, followed by the hinternest…

YES.  REALLY.

[Image from Fengtastic. Dude.]

“So I told the genii…”

“… I said, ‘Genii, for my second wish, please return my manhood to its previous size. Now for my third wish, I want a small house in a beautiful valley, with a fireplace, running water, an unlimited supply of cold beer, and with fishing nearby.’
God I hate geniis.

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[Crossposted here. Image from here.]

“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”

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Bobby never saw it coming.

[Found here.]

No. YOU tell him.

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But you’re the one who said he looked like a Thingfish. YOU tell him.

[Cross-posted here, found here. Kinda related post here.]

Face.

Face

[Originally found somewhere in here, previously posted here.]

The .gif Friday Post No.89 – Cute, Cool, Creepy

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[All .gif’s above are stamped, although they may not have originated from that site.  Anyone who can prove authorship of these .gif animations shall be given full credit.]

Another Great Gift Idea: TREPANATION!

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Great educational game for the hole family. Release the evil spirits, insert the jello, and your Patient’s  nose lights up when his demeanor improves!

A traditional cure-all for conservatism, it has its dangers:  Be careful!  When the vote comes up and the Patient argues against frivolous spending and taxation, guess what?  HE’S NOT CURED!

trepanationThe game continues until each of the evil spirits have been vanquished and the Patient votes for nationalizing the banking industry, the automotive industry, the healthcare industry, runs for congress as a carpetbagger, opposes the NRA and Constitutional Amendments 1, 2 & 4, is coerced to vote CORRECTLY, or until he’s been otherwise  completely incapacitated and forced to become a ward of the State himself.

Bonus points are awarded if the Patient joins Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, any union, or supports AGW before becoming incapacitated.

Once the Patient signs on as a democrat the game is over, and it moves to the next level:  Change your Patient from a socialist to a marxist! (Requires upgrade to Trepanation 2.0.)

[Found here.]