Some of these designer stairways are criminally dangerous. But hey, at least you can admire the aesthetics as you fall and break your neck. [Via email from Sir Cumference.]
Oop Stairs
Category: Odd
Grandma’s Snakes
Pinkard & Bowden’s “Everybody Shake A Snake” seems irreverently fitting, and they’re both going to h-e-double-hockey sticks for it.
[Images from here.]
Saturday Matinee – Geek Magic, Mad Goose, Goose Grease, Glad ‘N Greasy & Greasy Wheel
Nice card trick… heh. Story behind it here.
Goose! Guy shoulda wrung its neck and brought the catch home. Yum!
And after you clean it, save the goose grease.
The late Roy Buchanan tells why.
The Beat Farmers‘ “Glad ‘N Greasy” fits. Poor video from the early 80s(?) was part of a demo tape they circulated. (Two of the original members are gone: Country Dick Montana and Buddy Blue.)
The Bryan Beller Band‘s “Greasy Wheel” is a nice bit of groovy oddness. (Listen for the Zappa influence… there’s a reason for that.)
That’s five vids to make the set. Have a great weekend, folks, and we’ll see you back here tomorrow.
Lap Dog
Retrievers love the water. [Found here.]
AGW – Stop Global Warming In 9 Easy Steps
- Get rid of your gas-guzzling internal combustion vehicle.
- Get a wheelbarrow, install a platform with seats and a roof.
- Hire a peasant to take you where you want to go.
- Take smug pride in your efforts to save the world from Global Warming and brag about it to your friends.
- Bitch to your friends about having to pay the peasant.
- Fire the peasant and sell the wheelbarrow.
- Buy a car and offer the peasant transportation for a small fee.
- You are now an entrepreneur. Enjoy.
- Get rid of your gas-guzzling internal combustion vehicle.
[Image via email – 1389AD]
30 Gallons of Gas
[via]
MEN will be invited from the audience to protect those under the Influence of the Gas from injuring themselves or others. This course is adopted that no apprehension of danger may be entertained. Probably no one will attempt to fight.
That description is followed by:
THE EFFECT OF THE GAS is to make those who inhale it, either LAUGH, SING, DANCE, SPEAK OR FIGHT, &, &.
Everyone wants to suck it up.
Those who inhale the Gas once, are always anxious to inhale it a second time. There is not an exception to this rule.
Lot’s ‘o fun to be had in 1845 – N2O is a gas gas gas.
Farmville x 11
Farm animals don’t stray far here, and rustling’s not a problem, but getting them to market is. [Found here. Updated post with link.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.209 – Egg Break, Pigeon Vent, Monkey Wash
That’s All’s I Can Stands And I Can’t Stands No Mower
Elvis the crocodile attacks a lawnmower at the Australian Reptile Park in Gosford, north of Sydney, in this still image taken from video December 28, 2011. Two workers at a reptile park near Sydney ran for their lives on Wednesday when a 500 kg crocodile named Elvis suddenly lunged at them, making off with their lawnmower.
That’s 1,100 lbs. of lurking, lunging lizard, lunching. According to Wiki, the top speed for an Australian freshwater croc is about 11mph, easily outrun, unless you happen to mowing grass next to its territory, so don’t do it.
[Found here.]
One Degree of Separation: Barbie & The Germs
Reminds me of The Waitresses. [Found in here. NSFK]
Tacky Raccoons 