“Hang on. I gotta go to the bathroom. It’ll only take 45 minutes so I’m gonna put you on hold. Be right back.”
[Found here.]
Category: Odd
Indoctrination is the first step…
The Pub of Subsidence
Beer and ale to the left, white wine’s on your right.
The Glynne Arms in Staffordshire is better known by its nickname the Crooked House. Because of subsidence damage caused by mining, half of the pub leans heavily to one side. Apparently, it can be quite a challenge to rest a beer on the table without spilling it. According to the locals, if after leaving you turn and look at the pub and it appears perfectly normal, you can be sure you’ve overindulged at the bar.
Bunk’s Grumpkins 2009
Dang. Lost my boning knife so I had to wing it with a serrated steak knife instead. Grumpkin on the right lost an eye due to that unfortunate handicap, but Ms. Spaulding came out better than expected.
Two freestyle grumpkins in 75 minutes is a decent crank, though.
The .gif Friday Post No. 103 – Halloween Eve
Baaaad Traffic
Okay, that’s enough. I’m gonna floor it in 5…4…3…2…
[Found at VE’s House of Fun. Related Traffic archive here.]
Raw, um, talent
If that’s not bad enough, you can listen to their “hit” here. Just remember, there are some things you can’t unhear.
(Here’s our archive of Crappy Album Covers. Don’t miss Strider’s archive, either; he’ll be adding this one shortly.)
[Found here via somewhere else.]
[Update 5 December 2009: Good god. According to Strider, they had street cred in the UK. Lookee here.]
So What Are You Gonna Be For Halloween?
[Planetross found this garden wonder.]
[Update: Plane emailed me and said the title of the post should have read “So What Are You Gonna Be IN for Halloween.”
I responded with “The Little Halloweener.” Any other captions we missed?]
Something Went Splat.
All Dinosaurs go to heaven, and there’s teh proof in glorious duotone watercolor. At least they look happy.
It makes me smile, not in the, “Good God am I glad we don’t have to deal with THOSE things,” but in the “Wow. I wish I’d thought of that!” kinda way.
A Giant Cthulhu tentacled thing just throws them all up into the pink vapors without consideration for the various epochs that the various depicted giant lizards lived in. Must have taken a long time, or else The Tentacled Thing compressed millions of years of time before it puked and sent them to kingdom come. Compression of time and space in duotone watercolor.
I love it.
[Found here, same place I found this cool video.]
Another Great Specialty Restaurant
Dang! I can’t even determine the language let alone the Catch of the Day. If I saw this sign I’d pull in and order a bucket with biscuits and coleslaw for takeout.
[Found in here. Here’s the related Food Archive.]
