Saturday Matinee: Bears

Proof that the news media is biased.  Forget the pier! I wanna know more about the bear!
[From SPLHCS.]

“Stupid dopey trash-rap a-comin’, comin’ up. Whoa.
Guy in a bear suit, with rappin’ comin’ up. Whoa.
Patient wit da video, be patient comin’ up. Whoa.
Babe Magnet, bear suit, all be comin’ up. Whoa
.”

[Lyrics from “In’ Up-Whoa” by MC Daddy BS, Strutts Music 2008.]

Actually SoulJah Bear is kinda funny to me, especially with the video editor’s comments.  Kinda almost cool, just like The Howlies.  Here’s SoulJah Bear’s obvious inspiration:

Bunky remembers Dancing Bear in black and white.  Bunky really liked Captain Kangaroo.  Bunky really didn’t like Scary Dancing Bear.

Pachuca Sunrise,” Minus the Bear.

Daughter Bunkessa heard this song as “I Come From a Land of Hunger.” It’s got a bear in it, too.

The .GIF Friday Post 48: More Sheep Films Please!

[More SheepFilms!]

House for the Gravity Impaired

[More images and story here.]

First One to Blink is Ash.

From the case study archives of the SPCLC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Laser Cats).

[Image from Gizmodo via here.]

The .GIF Friday Post 47: Chumped

Hill chumps the Bill.

The Vomit Comet chumps the cat.

Cat chumps the Soupy.

[.Gif animations from here, here, and here.]

Batman has no shame.

[Image from here.]

State of the Art, Cutting Edge, Wave of the Future, Now More Than Ever, New and Improved Coprophagia Prevention

Puppies are born with incomplete digestive systems.  They aren’t able to completely digest everything that passes through their digestive tracts.  Therefore they recycle, and pet owners can’t stand to watch that kind of natural recycling.

The Associated Press, Reuters, MSN and CNN and a couple of other media sources that come to mind are kinda like that, too, but they are not puppies and so far there are no products available to prevent them from recycling their own crap.

[Real product advert from here. I don’t know what’s worse, that or this.]

Boatable

The chicks’ll dig you when you “Bisect the Sea with the Foaming Wake of a Fast Motorboat.”

[Image from here.]

My Senior Yearbook Photo

What it doesn’t show are all the little chicks with the crimson lips who were pawing all over me during the mid 70’s.  Right.  And if I could go back in time and change my REAL Senior Class photo to this one, I’d do it.  Aw, but I was so much older then.

[Image created here, from Epic’s link.]

Sleeping Baby Possum?

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