“Hey. I gotta question. You probably know this.”

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Q. “What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?”
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. “Where will the government get this money?”
A. From taxpayers.
Q. “So the government is giving me back my own money?”
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. “What is the purpose of this payment?”
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. “But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?”
A. Shut up.

[Image from hereStimulus Package analysis was from a column by  Dave Barry.]

Exclusive Photos of the Inauguration

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[Images from here, via here.]

Oh.

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[Image from here.]

Saturday Matinee: Frogs, Mojo, Jello, BoneBot & Bees

[Amazing collection of frogs from here. Thanx, Dan.]

[Excellent find from Aussie Phil.]

Odd and mildly disturbing just doesn’t describe it. [Via MB.]

Mojo & Jello Biafra make their point?

Yep. Payback time. This song made me smile even before I posted THIS video (which BTW was our very first post).

Ignorance in motion.

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Breeder of hate.  I pity her innocent children.

On Saturday, January 10, 2009, a large rally and march took place in San Francisco to protest Israel’s invasion of Gaza.

Sorry, folks. I couldn’t let this one pass.  This is so horribly pathetic that I won’t even make a joke about her obvious illiteracy.

Caption and image from Zombietime.  You want to see images of hateful dangerous  “citizens”?  Amazing and jaw-droppingly uneducated disgusting mofos?  Click here.

Fortunately this brand of trash is in the minority in this country…  for now.

[Update:  More young minds were being poisoned at this protest in L.A.]

God Bless the Birds and the Congressmen.

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[Image from here.]

OMG. The Zombies are taking over.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/17/hillary-clinton-secretary-of-state

Let’s talk some more about “unqualified for the position.”  Pheeew.

Fun.

It all starts on 20 January 2009, and, yeah, the guy is flexing his eel while he has window reflections in his sunglasses, as a diminutive sea bat circles a barely perceptible void in his skull.  THIS CARTOON IMAGE UNKNOWINGLY VOTED FOR SOCIALISM.

Hunker down my friends. We’re in for a long 4-8 year high volume/low velocity ride downhill on a gravel road with pre-engineered potholes and no brakes.  For those of you who still don’t get it, rent Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil.” Read “Animal Farm” again.  Find a copy of Thomas Sowell’s “Black Rednecks and White Liberals.”

Then spread out and teach an elected Republican about the tenets of Conservatism.

Lost battles do not equate to lost wars.

Cordially, Bunk

[Image from here, via Mogadonia.]

If you don’t vote against it, you will have no right to complain about it. If you vote for it, you’ll not be allowed to complain about it later. It’s your choice.

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Vote not for your children. Vote for your grandchildren.

Amazing that it takes a Brit to say what the “unbiased” American media won’t.

At least the Brits have an open press.

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States. And apparently it’s considered impolite to say so.”