Not sure, but I think that’s Pee Wee Herman’s mother.
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Category: Stupid
International Towel Day
If you don’t know what this is all about, ask Mr. Google.
Hot Links & The Temple Of Doom II
Awesome. Jim Lovell’s summary of the ill-fated Apollo 13 mission can be found here. Although Tom Hank’s movie was great, the book it was based on, Lovell’s “The Lost Moon,” is a must read.
Recently there was a clever cartoon meme called “Tetris From Hell.” Now you can play it.
Are you pregnant? Know someone who is? Get your trendy morning sickness barf bags here. [via]
Wow. Interactive 360 degree video of the demolition of Texas Stadium in Dallas. From the inside. With sound.
Jim’s Pancakes are awesome pancakes.
Dysentery chimes in on Facebook.
Another Great Gift Idea: Yuk-Man
Toys that feel and act like snot are always welcome in Bunk’s House. Almost as much fun as the real thing, too.
[Found here.]
BAM! CARROT!
Can’t tell if the carrot’s responding to her or she’s responding to the carrot. In any case, there appears to be something in the water…
[Found in here.]
Parlor Games
There’s a little bit of set up involved with this, but once you’ve done the hard work, it’s a blast… except for the player who has to sit on the platform and judge the competition. No bathroom breaks allowed.
[Found here.]
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The .Gif Friday Post No. 127 – Leporida Letter Opener, Cat Billiards, Rainbow Strobe
Horses can be such jerks.
Roadtrip 1976
I was back from college on Easter break. The Weasel and I were cruising the southwestern Ohio sticks with a 12-pack, talking trash and listening to 8-track tapes when nature called. I pulled my ‘57 Chevy into a dark parking lot behind an elementary school and stopped.
Before we were out of the car, headlights flashed from the other end of the parking lot and rushed toward us as another car skidded to a stop just behind, blocking us in. The police ordered us out of the car at gunpoint.
Suddenly we didn’t have to pee so bad — we had to pee worse.
Shining a flashlight around the inside of the car (and spotting only the beer) the cop remarked that there were no rocks or baseball bats. Seems that there had been some vandalism at the school, and the police were staking it out.
We explained why we were there, that we’d just stopped to take a leak. The officer said something I’ll never forget: “To go driving around with a friend and having a few beers is okay.”
And with that, he let us go.
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Tacky Raccoons 