Category: Stupid

Just Wrong.

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Look. If I saw it by accident, y’all deserve the same privilege.

[Image from here.]

[Insert Surferspeak Here]

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This embarrasses me… Not for her, but that someone actually designed and built that P.O.S. backdrop, with the lime jello wave and the cauliflower/Pearl Harbor bombing sky, and took some of her retirement money for the photo.  Some people have no shame, and I wish I’d thought of it first. (Is that Corky Carroll’s mom?)

The 7 Things meme

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I usually ignore memes, but since it came from Kitty, I’ll pony up.  Gotta tag 6 others (and I apologize) who are expected to link back to this post and tag 6 of their own: EPIC, VE, Planetross, Amy Oops, Aerchie, Necro.

Seven things you may not know about Bunk:

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  1. Bunkessa and Bunkarina are not my daughters’ real names.
  2. My first car was a 1957 Chevy BelAir 4-door and it was older than I was.
  3. I’ve been teargassed before. By accident.
  4. I’ve been to Bangs, Jupiter, Ballarat, Mt. Pisgah, Tomball, Pahrump, Xxyxx Road and the Ubehebe Crater.
  5. I won 3rd place in a foosball tournament in Pampa Texas.
  6. I’m better on harmonica than Bob Dylan and Neil Young, but not as good as James Cotton.
  7. I know what a Simpson PATM strap is used for.

Did I get ’em all right?

Yeah! RIGHT IN HIS PANTS! EEEW!

I don’t understand it either, but it has something to do with Spiderman and the election results.

[Image from here.]

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[Another terrifying image from Arbroath.]

Green Scary 1

[From Arbroath.]

More Hot Covers

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What scares me about these is that they have SOUNDS. SOUNDS that someone liked enough to purchase, so that they could hear the SOUNDS over and over again.  (I completely understand wanting to have THIS compilation, and if I ever get a cell phone, the ringtone’s gonna be Leonard Emmanuel’s “Old Timey Holler.”)

[Strider has an excellent collection of crappy album covers, with commentary, here.  Related TR archive post here. New crappiness from here.]

Bizarre Marketing Concept That Doesn’t Work

The great minds of the marketing department at Volkswagon have come up with this dealie.  The idea is that you plug in your picture, and that of your spouse, and it shows you what your offspring will look like, all animated in the back seat of a VW something.  Very odd, but here’s the link:

http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/

We at Tacky Raccoons took a test drive on this bizarre concept, just to see how it would run.  Here are the results:

Experiment No. 1: Sarah Palin & John McCain

PLUS EQUALS

Experiment No. 2: Joe Biden & Barrack Obama

PLUS EQUALS

Experiment No. 3: Marilyn Monroe & Bunk Strutts

PLUS EQUALS

Results:  A pairing between a dead sex symbol and a live possum appears to result in better looking progeny than those of the other candidates, and if I say any more, I’m just gonna get in trouble with the lovely Mrs. Strutts who’s holding a hot skillet and asking me what the hell I’m doing.  Gotta go. Talk amongst yourselves…

Desperation

[Cheap Shot found at Phil’s Place.]

Cell Phones Cause Global Warming

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