Posts Tagged ‘copier’

“Um, Bob. We’re out of toner.”

Thursday, 22 February 2018

“Bob, the copier’s out of toner.”
“Okay. I got it.”

“The copier is out of toner, Bob. Please take care of it.”
“Yeah. I got it.”

“Dammit, Bob, the copier needs more toner.”
“Okay, okay. I got it.”

“Bob, why is there no toner in the copier room?”
“I got it.”

Bob went to lunch and never returned.


Moral of the Story: Don’t piss off Bob, and never try to vacuum spilled toner.

[Found here via here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.499 – Pelican Pecker, Scanner Ants & Futurisma

Friday, 25 August 2017

These are all somehow related. Not sure why there’s a copier/scanner out in the woods filled with ants. So many questions…

[Found  here, here and here.]


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