Oh, and NEVER take a dog out on a boat unless it has a life jacket.
“Do you like the present I got you, Honey?”
“It sucks. Now GFY.”
“Bob, the copier’s out of toner.”
“Okay. I got it.”
“The copier is out of toner, Bob. Please take care of it.”
“Yeah. I got it.”
“Dammit, Bob, the copier needs more toner.”
“Okay, okay. I got it.”
“Bob, why is there no toner in the copier room?”
“I got it.”
Bob went to lunch and never returned.
Moral of the Story: Don’t piss off Bob, and never try to vacuum spilled toner.
She’s about to clean the toaster the easy way by pushing it off the table so that it self-dumps onto the linoleum floor.