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Posts Tagged ‘office’

Heck Almost Broke Loose At The Office Christmas Party.

Wednesday, 12 December 2018

Ms. Heck is at lower right, in charge of the file cabinets.

[Found here via here.]

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“Um, Bob. We’re out of toner.”

Thursday, 22 February 2018

“Bob, the copier’s out of toner.”
“Okay. I got it.”

“The copier is out of toner, Bob. Please take care of it.”
“Yeah. I got it.”

“Dammit, Bob, the copier needs more toner.”
“Okay, okay. I got it.”

“Bob, why is there no toner in the copier room?”
“I got it.”

Bob went to lunch and never returned.


Moral of the Story: Don’t piss off Bob, and never try to vacuum spilled toner.

[Found here via here.]

Russian Office Air Freshener

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Russian Office Air Freshener

[Found in here.]


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