Lickhead

That photo gives me the grins.

[Found in here.]

No. YOU tell him.

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But you’re the one who said he looked like a Thingfish. YOU tell him.

[Cross-posted here, found here. Kinda related post here.]

Turtlehead

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“Honey, I just thought of a great home improvement project.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. We need a giant turtle head.”
“Hmmm. I don’t know… I don’t think we can afford it right now.”
“What if I install working clocks instead of eyes?”
“Oh yeah…  Ohhh yeaaah… c’mere, you… mmmm…”

[Image from here.]

Some things you just shouldn’t question.

elephantbreath

Really.  You don’t want to know.

[Image found somewhere and posted somewhere like  here.]

Paul McCartney’s Head Retrieved From Bum

…or “Lucky Bum Gets Head From Beatle“… or “Tramp Admires Sir Paul’s Bust“… or “Abbey Road Execs Accept Hobo’s Offer For Head.” (Your choice of headlines.  Way too many puns and obnoxious innuendi for this True Story, and I admit that I’m completely shameless for jumping on this one with both feet. I promise you it might not happen again.)

“The Magical Mystery Tour is over – the missing bust of Paul McCartney has been found by a rough sleeper in Reading who mistook it for a Halloween mask. Tramp Anthony Silva discovered the wax head while sleeping by dustbins near Reading railway station last Friday.

“After Anthony found the auction lot – using it as a pillow for four nights – he jumped the trains to the Abbey Road music studios in London… The mask’s authenticity was then confirmed.”

[Image and story from Arbroath.]

Feed the Head

Click on it.  G’head.  ‘Sokay.

“SO WHAT! LOOK WHAT YOU’RE WEARING!”


https://web.archive.org/web/20130424045602/https://tackyraccoons.com/2007/09/16/so-what-look-what-youre-wearing/