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The .Gif Friday Post No.338 – Pachyderm Paints Pointless Pr0n, Pug Pwns Pug & Skipping Ordnance

Friday, 11 July 2014

Elephant Paint Fake

Pug On Pug

Hit Sunk

[Found here, here and here. One or more is a fake.]

Don’t Forget IWYLD

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

That’s right, TR Fans.

Today is International Weigh Your Lemur Day, so get out your graph paper and tally sheets, line ‘em up and set ‘em down. If you use a digital scale be sure to cover it properly so that the inevitable little lemur leaks don’t damage the expensive electronics.

I can’t remember how many (supposedly) waterproof scales I’ve had to return over the years. It always ends in an argument with the salesperson, right up until I drop the bombshell:

“Look. This scale can’t even sustain a bladder full of lemur piss. I’ll show you. Wait here for a minute.”

Now, I don’t own a lemur, nor do I have a bladder of lemur piss to produce at a moment’s notice, but you’d be surprised at how fast you can get a damaged waterproof scale replaced with that simple browbeating argument.

Remember this but use it only when circumstances absolutely demand it, and you’re welcome.

[Image found here; crossposted here.]

“Oh! Look everyone!”

Monday, 31 August 2009

Rousseau_Hanuman 090830

“Rousseau’s gonna piss in the marinade glaze again!”

[Found here.]

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