Pensive Pup Ponders Pretty Pumps

[Found here.]

Almost Squeeky Clean Hot Links

McFootwear

Van’s Shoes made them for Squeeky The Clown and others. Here’s a Short history of Clown Shoes.

This would have scared the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks out of me at that age. I’m guessing Squeeky was a friend of the family.

Clown Shoes Beer. Barista Breakfast Brown Ale is now on my bucket list.

Dude, your car is total clown shoes.
Example of usage of the slang pejorative “Clown Shoes” via Urban Dictionary.

The Eight Commandments of Clowning.

Joseph “Joey” Grimaldi was possibly the most influential clown you never heard of.

Krinkles The Clown is just a tad bizarre [via].

Puddles Pity Party is awesome.

Then there’s Wavy Gravy. There’s a movie about him, too.

[Top image of McFootwear found here.]

Clowns Are Not Creepy (unless they wear Ever-Rite shoes).

Clowns Are Not Creepy

That’s Lon Chaney (aka “The Man of 1,000 Faces“) from 1928’s “Laugh, Clown, Laugh.” He was arguably the first trollface.

Clowns Are Not Creepy Heel

[Found here.]

Deal with it.

Deal With It
[Found here.]

Miss Little Piggie

This little piggie went to market;
This little piggie stayed home;
This little piggie had roast beef;
This little piggie said, “WTF? THE HELL’S WRONG WITH YOU?!”
And this little piggie said, “Bite me.”

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 248 – Carrion-Naut, Banjo Heads & Hungry Dogs


[Found here, here and here.]

Van Gogh’s Shoes 1888

Never saw this one before now. There’s a lot of subtlety and stuff hidden in there if you look at it a bit, and squinting helps.

[Found here.]