


And boy is KayKay pissed, having to drag that sucker around from now on. Or maybe it’s heartworm he picked up while wading barefoot through the swamps of the Hamptons. Either way, he’s got my pity.
[Found here.]

[Image from No Puedo Creer.]

“Daddy! Daddy! Were you watching? I’m an elephant poop! Watch me! I’m gonna be a BIG elephant poop! Watch me!”
Climbing up into its butt and being elephant vomit just can’t be nearly as much fun.
[Image from here. Related post here (and for his birfday, Phil gets a free pass through the pachyderm, in the direction of his choice).]