Tag: Star Wars

The Death Starlet

Death Star Dress FAIL

Yeah, we’re dumping the “WTF To Do With This Kinda Stupid” files cache. Deal with it.

[Found here.]

Lightsaber – Beta Version

[Found in here.]

Princess Leia Onnerbacka

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She really was a slacker. According to Han Solo, she had calluses on her scapulae. Watch where you point that thing, Princess.

[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 46: GEEKS

[Flying Pizza Kitty here.]

[DOS scroll from here.]

STAR WARS IV – COMPLETE

Barrack’s “Chickens Have Come Home to Roost!”
OBAMA LAMA BAMA LOO! – Little Richard, ca 1964.

[Last two found here.]

[Update: Original source for the “Cursor Cut” somewhere in here. ]

Post Box Post

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R2D2 takes your mail and sends it to a galaxy far far away. Then he leaves a nice little pile of scatological droid humor on the sidewalk.

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Yeah, I get it. Anorexic Fe-mailbox. I bet the owner cracks himself up every day except Sundays and holidays.

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I’ll admit this is clever, even though it’s kinda, you know, um, wrong… whether it’s outgoing mail or incoming.  Still just wrong.

[More boxes can be found here.]

R2D2 Beta Version ca. 1871

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Some images are just too cool to caption, but so what.

R2D2 [steam powered beta version] was a mechanical dork even back then. “Tweep Pleeeert REEEP,” means only one thing in droidland, and it’s not nice.

[Image from GadgetConcierge. Related posts here and here.]

R2D2 Pukes

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StarWars emesis. And all this time I thought R2D2 only craps pepper in my salad.

[Image from here. Oh yeah, speaking of emesis, Diesel’s still hawking his book at MattressPolice if you’re looking for a last minute Christmas gift. He promises to deliver it in person if you order by midnight tonight. Otherwise, you can read it free on his website. Go figger.]

R2D2 Craps Pepper in Your Salad

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StarWars excreta. May the farce be with you.
[Source.]