.Gif Friday Post No.90: Run, Dance, Meltdown

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Bet the guy in the green shirt suffers from “Survivor’s Guilt.”

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How to do the WubbaWubba Dance.

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Dang. Forced to sit between Smiley Guy and Habitual Neck Scratcher, AND caught on camera.  I’d be the one sitting behind him flicking peanut shells down his collar.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

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This is what Our President said will happen if we don’t nationalize the medical insurance industry immediately.  AM talk radio is next, followed by the hinternest…

YES.  REALLY.

[Image from Fengtastic. Dude.]

“So I told the genii…”

“… I said, ‘Genii, for my second wish, please return my manhood to its previous size. Now for my third wish, I want a small house in a beautiful valley, with a fireplace, running water, an unlimited supply of cold beer, and with fishing nearby.’
God I hate geniis.

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[Crossposted here. Image from here.]

“Bobby’s behind the bike rack. Go pound him.”

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Bobby never saw it coming.

[Found here.]

No. YOU tell him.

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But you’re the one who said he looked like a Thingfish. YOU tell him.

[Cross-posted here, found here. Kinda related post here.]

Pay No Attention: Redux

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On 27 May 2009, Tacky Raccoons offered a creative challenge that apparently stumped all of our readers, except for one.  That challenge was met by  a man of good honor, obsequious habits, and great initiative.  Above is the original image from here.  Below is the excellent modified and annotated image from VE:

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Of course, I gotta add my own snarky takes as well, below the break.

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Saturday Matinee – Possession(?), EMW, Rex, Howlies, Demitri Martin & Harry the Hipster

Interpret it as you like. Found that here.

[Cool video found at Ivan’s Place.]

This one’s been around, but I found it again via the Divine Ms. C.

The Howlies had an excellent video of  “Aluminum Baseball Bat” that was pulled from the Utoobage.  They’ve resurfaced with this new one that’s ALMOST as good as their original.

Demetri Martin is Steven Wright minus 30 years, but with a guitar.  The Question and Answer Song was improvised…  (I’m certain that I posted some of his stuff before.  If not, let him know.)

Who? I suspect Harry the Hipster. (Thanx for the fin, Feng.)

Face.

Face

[Originally found somewhere in here, previously posted here.]

The .gif Friday Post No.89 – Cute, Cool, Creepy

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[All .gif’s above are stamped, although they may not have originated from that site.  Anyone who can prove authorship of these .gif animations shall be given full credit.]

Need your yard mowed? Call Greg.

The following Live Chat transcription found here.  It continues after the break.
[Update:  Apparently this dates to at least 24 October 2006 (as posted by br0kenrabbit hisself), butt itch still funny.]
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br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What’s ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes : )

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

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