[From here.]
Negative Space Cat
[From here.]
Category: Bizarre
Saturday Matinee – Snow Removal, Whatever, Dick Montana, Howlin’ Wolf (and giraffes).
Excellent Snow Removal Strategy [Found here.]
Annoying but kinda funny vid by Liam Lynch from 2003 found at AoS. [Ace has a bonus link to a great rebuttal to last Wednesday’s State of the Union speech, by Obama himself.] Whatever.
The Late Great Country Dick Montana and the Beat Farmers’ version of Richard Hell and the Voidoids‘ “Blank Generation.” Got that?
Meet me at the bottom, get me my runnin’ shoes. [Tip o’ the tarboosh to ADAM at Table 9.]
At least one of our readers wants more giraffes, according to last week’s poll, so there you go, bro.
Breaking News: AXE COP!
AXE COP is the most awesome thing we’ve seen on the internest in years.
Imagine Calvin as the author of a comic strip, and this is what you get. Created and written by a 5 year old, his 29 year old cartoonist brother puts it into action in glorious black and white.
Ya gotta read it from the beginning, Episode 1. (Episode 0 comes later.) Unfortunately the website is slow to load, and has some other quirks about it, but it’s worth the time.
Superhero Sockarang is my personal favorite.
He shows up in Episode 5:
“Sockarang came to a try out when Axe Cop was preparing to go on a mission to fight Bad Santa and the Evil Flying Book. Sockarang has socks for arms, and he can shoot them out and they return to him like boomerangs. In his fight with Bad Santa he got some of Bad Santa’s blood on him and he got Bad Santa powers, which he used for good.”
[Link via the Awesome Miss Cellania.]
[Clarification: Although the image above is from the Axe Cop site, the lame-o mspaint editing/coloring job was our doing for purposes of this post only, with apologies to the Nicolle Brothers.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.113 – Laundramat
Le Chat
[Found in here.]
Mr. Zero
Mr. Zero. He’s Nothing. Really Nothing.
Although he’s Nothing, he wants everyone to pay attention to him, to pay attention to Nothing.
He knows Zip, Nada, and Everything That Isn’t. No one knows him, yet too many people understand him. He says Nothing to everyone.
Mr. Zero is very intelligent, and agrees to Nothing because he can deliver it. He can give you Nothing as well. He can make sure that you have plenty of Nothing, so much so that you can only give it away, even though nobody wants it.
Unfortunately, Mr. Zero demands a lot. He is capable of taking everything and turning it into Nothing, which is exactly what you will get back if you give him anything.
He creates Nothing, and he sells it, too, at a very high price.
The only way to stop Mr. Zero is to give him Nothing.
[Image found here.]
Holiday Poop Tests
Sanitary Napkins For Men
[Found here.]
The Doctor is in, but where is Ellie Light?
These are the folks who search for stuff on the internest. These are the same folks who find Tacky Raccoons by searching for stuff on the internest. These are the top 20 search requests over the past year that these folks used to find stuff on Tacky Raccoons. Go figger.
- ferret
- wooly bear caterpillar
- batmobile
- motivational poster
- woolly bear caterpillar
- amputee porn
- giant bear
- babe
- motivational
- mission viejo
- giant caterpillar
- dwarf porn
- motivational pictures
- steampunk
- woolly bear
- stained glass
- gif animations
- ninja cat
- ferret pictures
- pillsbury dough boy
None of this matters, aside from being a curious list, and that I’m honestly surprised that Igde Pshat didn’t show up; not that anyone would google it, or that anyone would search for fuldkommen gak either for that matter. We’ve got bigger ducks to fry. It kinda bothers me that neither phrase showed up in our most-wanted google list.
I’ll get over it. Meanwhile…
The big question today is, Who is Ellie Light?
[Image found here.]
[Update: Ellie Light is found.]
Tacky Raccoons 