[Found here, crossposted here because it is awesome.]
Category: Dog Stuff
How to REALLY piss off a golden retriever
That’s step one. Step two has to do with a slice of bologna.
Yeah, it looks funny, but PLEASE don’t do this to your loyal dog. Don’t do it to the one who’s gonna drag you, your spouse and your children, all unconscious, one-by-one out of your burning house by the collar in the middle of the night in a sleet storm and risk his/her life to to return to the inferno to fetch your wallet and a 6-pack with a quart of Jack.
Do it to your ambivalent anarchist cat who doesn’t care if you burn or not as long as there’s a pile of food somewhere within a quarter mile of the house.
Just don’t do it to the dog.
[Image from here.]
“Y’all go ahead and get to know each other while I fire up the grille.”
[Found in here.]
Hot Links – Cephalopoodle Edition
And then I’ll call Pup Tentacle
Note that we have once again made Google History by being the first to post the term “Cephalopoodle.” It’s right up there with the first mention and commentary about Igde Pshat. Y’all are cordially welcome.
zen haiku:
knock knock knock knock knock
knock knock knock who’s there? Not that
octopus again
From that same link comes this great Zen google translation:
“Neurotic he is already.You can repair the way the octopus laugh : it is like empty.”
Congrats to Hanan of GrowABrain for the new addition to his family unit.
Tribute websites exist for just about everything, including the WWW. Don’t badmouth Artemus Gordon.
Interesting lecture on creativity by Sir Ken Robinson. I don’t agree with everything he espouses, but it’s an entertaining commentary on the public education system.
Given that a circle is comprised of line segments, and that each segment is tangent to the center of that circle, then the simplest circle that one can draw is an equilateral triangle.
Soldier’s Mail came from a comment on this post. Good stuff.
Military Magazine is still a good read. Get a free copy and decide for yourself.
Oh, and BTW, Hobotopia rocks.
The .Gif Friday Post No.105 – Banana Man, Ice-Licking, Paris Pants
Meet Mr. Rorschach and his dog Spot
“YODAWG! WASH YO HANDS, BITCH!”
Donkey Flavor! Good!
[Found here.]
Welcome Grow-A-Brain readers. Help yourselves to the beer in the fridge while you have a lookaround.
The .gif Friday Post No.78 – ROFL Copter II, Elmo, Udaman, Office Dog
[ROFL Copter I can be found here.]
Elmo dance HARD!
Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not. Udaman! Not.
Oh yeah. Office Dog.
[Tip ‘o the tarboosh to Dan for Office Dog. Like .gif animations? Be sure to sample our Nice N Crispy Archive.]
Growing Dogs: Part 3 – Repotting
[This is Part 3 of an ongoing series on Growing Dogs. Previous hints and tips may be found here .]
Pisgah, OH (Strutts News Services) –
From Part 1 — Growing Dogs
Anyone who has tried to raise big dogs in the city understands the difficulties involved. One authority, Ms. Tooncie Crumbler, has beat the odds and raised several healthy crops of Retrievers Golden outside her flat in downtown Pisgah.
We contacted Ms. Tooncie Crumbler, president of the Ohio Canine Planting Society, and asked her about the importance of planter sizing when raising pups.
“It all has to do with hybridization,” said Ms. Crumbler. “Many hybrids require larger containers, lest they get rootbound. If you pay attention to their growth patterns, these breeds will let you know when repotting is necessary for healthy growth.”
Ms. Crumbler said that the signs are usually obvious. “If the soil begins spilling from the top of the planter, that’s usually a good indication that the pup is ready for the next size up. If you don’t replant within two to three weeks, your crop’s roots will be stunted, and that dog won’t hunt.”
[Coming up: Part 4 – Pruning.]
[Image from here. ]
Tacky Raccoons 
