Where is The National Lampoon now that we need it?

National Lampoon Death Issue

Seems somewhat appropriate given the results of yesterday’s poll. The majority of the US voting populace hasn’t bought into the crap promoted by the socialists, despite their hollow threats, and that’s a good thing.

[Image found all over the internest, but reposted from here.]

Patching a Program

Punch Tape Patch

Yeah. I remember computer paper punch tape. [Found here.]

Still Doomed.

Star Trek Certain Death

We don’t post many captioned images here, but this one made us smile. Even if they changed their tunics, they were doomed by the scriptwriters. The redshirts in StarTrek were always disposable (except for Scotty) and never knew what was coming down.

[Found here via here, and modified it a tad.]

A Small Motor-Driven Machine To Which Can Be Attached Various Implements

Hair Drying Device 1923

[Popular Science, 1923. Found here.]

Día de los Muertos

Skull Beer Lava Lamp Clock Stuff Shelves

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.353 – Happy Halloween!

Tim Burton's CakeTim Burton's Cake 2

“Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.”

[Found here. More Samhain stuff here.]

Squirrels Carve Demonic Pumpkin = WIN [Updated]

Squirrel Pumpkin Carving

[Found here. Stitched ’em all together into one gif. All I can figger is that the perp painted some honey on the pumpkin for the cheat, but the WIN is awesome.]

UPDATE: Here’s the source vid:

Halloween Costumes on a Budget

[More awesome costumes here.]

Have a sammich.

Dagwood Sandwich

[The Dagwood, shamelessly lifted (and slightly modified) from here.]

Dogs really hate this x 11. [updated]

eleven cans

[Found here. I cropped it.]

UPDATE: I fell for this photoshop. Found it via a Tineye search; it appeared on Reddit in 2014. Here’s another: